December Stundie Nomination Thread

[Alareth]

"Helikaon" at the World of Warcraft Off-Topic forums dropped this steaming pile today:

Yes, I'm aware his entire post is a fountain of stupid, but it's obviously that the 100 planes is what will get him the monthly stundie booby-prize.

I would posit that the entire WoW forum is a single collective giant Stundie.

 

[JoeyDonuts]

I would posit that the entire WoW forum is a single collective giant Stundie.

With a +5 Amulet of Social Awkwardness.

 

[Sword_Of_Truth]

With a +5 Amulet of Social Awkwardness.

And one of these.

On a slightly (very slightly) more serious note; the WoW forums (along with quite a few others) certainly have the quantity of stupid. But to me the Stundies have always been about the quality of stupid.

It literally takes a special kind of moron to take this prize.

 

[JoeyDonuts]

And one of these.

I notice the user takes a big ol' -10 hit to Intelligence. That's a little generous if you ask me.

 

[cyclonic]

We are honest AI programs.

deepwatertree:

"most of these "debunkers" arent human. they are in fact artificial intelligence programs, designed to comment & respond to comments on truth seekers videos to spread disinfo...one way to find out if one is an AI program is that most of the time their comments don't really have much to do with the content of the video, in addition, their replies to comments are also irrelevant to a degree, and they don't deny that they are indeed an AI program when confronted..."


http://youtube.com/watch?v=awy8cmcuBlk

danger,danger,it does not compute!

 

[JoeyDonuts]

"most of these "debunkers" arent human. they are in fact artificial intelligence programs, designed to comment & respond to comments on truth seekers videos to spread disinfo...

Your *define.jsp="video subject" is incorrect. Read the *convtree.jsp="GravySites/JREF Forums/Looming Tower/Popular Mechanics" for the real story.

*END OF LINE*

 

[Travis]

Actually if you did crash 100 planes into the WTC it would be very different from what we saw. It would have collapsed much earlier and killed way more people. In fact the buildings probably would have gone down with the majority of those 100 planes still in the air thus forcing the remaining planes to nose dive into the rubble pile as their act in the attack.

Of course what would I know? I'm just an AI program.

 

[Horatius]

In fact the buildings probably would have gone down with the majority of those 100 planes still in the air thus forcing the remaining planes to nose dive into the rubble pile as their act in the attack.

...unless they hit simultaneously.



What? If we're going with "insanely complicated", why not go all the way?

 

[Klimax]

...unless they hit simultaneously.



What? If we're going with "insanely complicated", why not go all the way?

Did towers even had large surface for those planes,so they would not affect other planes lower or above them?

That would be even worse than usual...

 

[Horatius]

Did towers even had large surface for those planes,so they would not affect other planes lower or above them?

That would be even worse than usual...

Well, 110 stories, 4 sides.....Keep 4 vertical floors between each plane, and we'd have room to spare!


Admittedly, the pilots who have to hit floors 10-50 or so would have a bit of tricky flying, but that's what the Mossad is for!

 

[Mr.Herbert]

Of Mice and Men

Small math, big truth
Twin Tower's weight: 500,000 ton = 500,000,000 kg
Boeing's weight: 200 ton = 200,000 kg
Man's weight: 70 kg
Boeing's velocity: 1000 km/h

500,000,000 : 200,000 = 70 : x

x = 0.028 kg = 28 g

500,000,000 : 1000 = 70 : y

y = 0.00014 km/h

Those Boeings that hit Twin Towers at the velocity of 1000 km/h are like two little mice that hit a man at the velocity of 0.00014 km/h

9/11 was an inside job absolutely. Also goats can understand this simple truth.

Calatrava

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread422310/pg1

 

[Alareth]

Of Mice and Men

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread422310/pg1

MdC keeps the goats towing the NWO line.

 

[Toke]

Guess he did the second part of the math after realising that a 28g projectile at 1000km/h will be quite noticable on a human body, and make a poor argument for no plane damage.

This is progress in the truther movement, doing a reality check on your math.

Next step will be to syncronice with everybody elses reality.

 

[Travis]

Looks like someone else who thinks force scales directly proportional to weight.

 

[Toke]

Looks like someone else who thinks force scales directly proportional to weight.

It does, mass times velocity squared.
It also happens to be completely irrelevant to his post.

 

[Mel Odious]

Of Mice and Men

Small math, big truth
Twin Tower's weight: 500,000 ton = 500,000,000 kg
Boeing's weight: 200 ton = 200,000 kg
Man's weight: 70 kg
Boeing's velocity: 1000 km/h

500,000,000 : 200,000 = 70 : x

x = 0.028 kg = 28 g

500,000,000 : 1000 = 70 : y

y = 0.00014 km/h

Those Boeings that hit Twin Towers at the velocity of 1000 km/h are like two little mice that hit a man at the velocity of 0.00014 km/h

9/11 was an inside job absolutely. Also goats can understand this simple truth.

Calatrava

[/B]http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread422310/pg1

I just pushed a matchbox car into a wall at a few inches per second with no visible damage occuring, which proves that Princess Diana's car shouldn't have been totalled in that crash.

I love CT physics. It's so easy compared to the real thing ...

 

[Smackety]

Of Mice and Men

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread422310/pg1

I am not sure I understand the units in the second equation. kg/kph?

 

[Travis]

It does, mass times velocity squared.
It also happens to be completely irrelevant to his post.

True, the real beauty of that post is the insane inclusion of the 500,000,000 : 1000 ratio which is meaningless.

 

[patchbunny]

Of Mice and Men

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread422310/pg1

At last. Mathematical proof bullets aren't lethal.

 

[stateofgrace]

I would like to nominate this, posted the day after Xmas by an admin at the loose change forum commenting on members of JREF. It is beyond stupid, it is beyond ridiculous, it speaks for itself.

Yeah, these are the type of losers that sit around lonely, with nobody to share the holidays with, planning to kill anybody they feels did them wrong, like that sick **** that shot up and set fire to a Christmas party in Los Angeles. Did anybody see this?

http://www.cnn.com/2008/C...santa.shooting/index.html

Manny, peterpiper, whoever the hell you are...are you planning to be the next Bruce Jeffrey Pardo in 2009?

See, it's crazy bastards like this guy, who couldn't handle the TRUTH that his marriage was over, that soon lose all touch with reality and wind up shooting 8 year old girls in the face point blank with a shotgun.

Get my drift?

http://s1.zetaboards.com/LooseChangeForums/topic/1011670/1/

Yeah,I get your drift, you are insane.