Bowling, Bowling, Bowling....

[TobiasTheViking]

by being distracted and trying to explain i'm not gay..

 

[Hokulele]

by being distracted and trying to explain i'm not gay..

I thought you would be glad for a chance to fondle some balls.

 

[The Central Scrutinizer]

... which automatically places you on Scrut's team.

The only qualification is that you have to hate Rebecca.

 

[KarlG]

Well as i am British, i'm all for joining in. Also, being British, i suck at bowling, although i did once score over 100 (funnily enough i came 2nd out of 4). Therefore, i officially apply to join Team Suck.

 

[Horatius]

by being distracted and trying to explain i'm not gay..

Look, there is absolutely nothing gay about the noble sport of bowling....

I thought you would be glad for a chance to fondle some balls.

Also, being British, i suck at bowling....

Hmmm. I stand corrected.

 

[Phlebas]

If krelnik and El Spectre are up for it, we could start the Bowlers of Unusual Size.

We'd need a fourth of unusual size though. Anyone know if Shermer bowls?

 

[The Central Scrutinizer]

If krelnik and El Spectre are up for it, we could start the Bowlers of Unusual Size.

We'd need a fourth of unusual size though. Anyone know if Shermer bowls?

I'm of unusual size, but you can't tell with my pants on. Needless to say, I am unable to wear shorts in public.

 

[Cleon]

ETA - Almost forgot. I am in if I get in town in time. I used to be a decent bowler (180's avg). Native Americans also existed before Eurpeans came a-callin'. Is there room on Team Suck?

180? I'm afraid you're overqualified. Sorry.

 

[Dicon]

If krelnik and El Spectre are up for it, we could start the Bowlers of Unusual Size.

We'd need a fourth of unusual size though. Anyone know if Shermer bowls?

Forget Shermer... draft Randi!

 

[Fitter]

If krelnik and El Spectre are up for it, we could start the Bowlers of Unusual Size.

We'd need a fourth of unusual size though. Anyone know if Shermer bowls?

I would suggest Nowoo myself.

 

[HawaiiBigSis]

Well, sorry guys, just checked my calendar, and it looks like i'm getting drunk that thursday

AFAIK, the two are not exclusive...in fact, I'm pretty sure everybody gets drunk when they bowl.

And if I make TAM, I'm definitely in for this activity!

 

[Wowbagger]

I'm pretty sure everybody gets drunk when they bowl.

Well, not me. But, I'll probably stagger around a bit, when I walk, and mumble some outrageous things, anyway.

 

[Phlebas]

...and mumble some outrageous things, anyway.

So just like on here?

 

[hcmom]

Might I suggest a trophy for those that let the ball go on the backswing the most often?

Count me in for bowling. I want to be on a team with three guys.

 

[saganite]

I believe the potential of Team Suck needs to be fully realized. Saganite, you in?

How else would I demonstrate my capacity for being bad at team sports? Team Suck powers, activate!

 

[MattusMaximus]

There's enough Patent Guys on here that we could make the "Patent Pinding" team.

Is there a prize for the worst pun?

We'd also want to coordinate with the Poker Tournament.

Agreed. I'd like to be able to give everyone a chance to win back the money they lost to me in Poker by betting on my distinct lack of bowling prowess.

Count me in, Hutch.

As for team names, what about the Pinheads or how about Big Bawlz?

 

[TobiasTheViking]

I'll only even remotely consider doing this, if i'm on Team Pink

 

[The Central Scrutinizer]

I'll only even remotely consider doing this, if i'm on Team Pink

When did you change your name?

 

[hcmom]

If there's a Team Pink, that's the one I want to be on!

 

[Horatius]

...and mumble some outrageous things, anyway.

So just like on here?

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