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Now, let's talk evidence for God.

six7s said:
OpenTheism.woo, commonly known simply as OpenWoo, is a free cross-platform gullibilty application suite available for a number of different cultures. It supports the ID10T standard Open BrainSyndrome (O BS) for myth interchange as its default setting, as well as Neanderthal gullibilty formats among others. As of November 2008[update], OpenWoo supports over 42 gazillion cults.

OpenTheism.woo was originally derived from SkyWoo, a gullibilty suite developed by SkyDivision and acquired by Woo MacroSystems in the deep mists of time. The source code of the suite was released in a hurry with the aim of reducing the dominant market share of NeanderthalGullibilty by providing a free, open and high-quantity alternative; later versions of SkyGullibilty are based upon OpenTheism.woo with additional proprietary components.

The project and software are informally referred to as OpenWoo, but this term is a trademark held by another party, requiring the project to adopt OpenTheism.woo as its formal name.

Woo subsidizes the development of OpenTheism.woo in order to use it as a base for its commercial proprietary SkyGullibilty application software. Releases of SkyGullibilty since version 42.0 have been based on the OpenTheism.woo source code, with some additional marketing components, including the following:


  • Additional bundled myths (especially East Asian language myths ).
  • Adabas D myth base.
  • Additional sect templates.
  • Crap art.
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Nominated.
 
Yrreg, it is unecessary for atheists to define a 'god' not to believe in, because they don't believe in any entity within the set of divine entities, which includes all possible forms of YHVH.

If you agree that you are an idiot, give me no reply.
 
RandFan said:
What about those who do? Oh, there are those who do.
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Feel a spiritual connection to unicorns? I personally don't and never met anyone who does. Church of the Unicorn? A feeling of God in one's life, however, is much more prevalent than the absence of that feeling.


So what? Some people feel that they are god. What's that supposed to prove. You are appealing to feelings. That's a fallacy.
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Sez you. I think my spiritual experience is proof of God's existence. I can't prove it to anyone else (though a lot of people claim to share my experience). To ME (and them), it is proof.

Yes but I can't prove it. I don't really care.
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Ah, so you believe in something you can't prove (that you're not dreaming). But when a theist does it, it's "woo"?

There is continuity in the state that I believe is awake that isn't when I'm not. Because there is continuity and because reality behaves in a consistent manner I can live my life as if it is real.
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So you just sort of assume you're not dreaming without any way to prove it because it's convenient? I assume God is listening to my prayers. I Can't prove it, except by appeal to inner feelings. More "woo", I suppose.

It's a waste of my time to try and live my life as if it is not real. To try and do so would cause me to suffer a number of consequences.
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I didin't ask if you were pragmatical (actually, I wasn't talking to you at all in my original post). I asked if you had beliefs about reality you can't prove. You obviously do. You're no different than a theist.
 
Evidence for God:

God sells.

End of discussion.

What else do you expect a fictional character to do?
 
God is a cup of coffee.
Since a cup of coffee exists, god exists.
Since God exists, All previous accounts of god must be true.
According to the bible, god has committed multiple acts of genocide (e.g., Sodom/Gammorah, the great flood).
As such, a cup of coffee is currently wanted for multiple counts of murder. If you see a cup of coffee, please alert the authorities immediately.
 
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joobz said:
God is a cup of coffee.
Since a cup of coffee exists, god exists.
Since God exists, All previous accounts of god must be true.
According to the bible, god has committed multiple acts of genocide (e.g., Sodom/Gammorah, the great flood).
As such, a cup of coffee is currently wanted for multiple counts of murder. If you see a cup of coffee, please alert the authorities immediately.
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No. No no no no no. <clutches mug of coffee> You can take my life, but you can never take my coffee!
 
six7s said:
OpenTheism.woo, commonly known simply as OpenWoo, is a free cross-platform gullibilty application suite available for a number of different cultures. It supports the ID10T standard Open BrainSyndrome (O BS) for myth interchange as its default setting, as well as Neanderthal gullibilty formats among others. As of November 2008[update], OpenWoo supports over 42 gazillion cults.

OpenTheism.woo was originally derived from SkyWoo, a gullibilty suite developed by SkyDivision and acquired by Woo MacroSystems in the deep mists of time. The source code of the suite was released in a hurry with the aim of reducing the dominant market share of NeanderthalGullibilty by providing a free, open and high-quantity alternative; later versions of SkyGullibilty are based upon OpenTheism.woo with additional proprietary components.

The project and software are informally referred to as OpenWoo, but this term is a trademark held by another party, requiring the project to adopt OpenTheism.woo as its formal name.

Woo subsidizes the development of OpenTheism.woo in order to use it as a base for its commercial proprietary SkyGullibilty application software. Releases of SkyGullibilty since version 42.0 have been based on the OpenTheism.woo source code, with some additional marketing components, including the following:


  • Additional bundled myths (especially East Asian language myths ).
  • Adabas D myth base.
  • Additional sect templates.
  • Crap art.
Click to expand...

Nominated!

Note that memes based on OpenWoo are available from a large number of suppliers but, unfortunately, are all incompatible to varying degrees. :eye-poppi
 
joobz said:
God is a cup of coffee.
Since a cup of coffee exists, god exists.
Since God exists, All previous accounts of god must be true.
According to the bible, god has committed multiple acts of genocide (e.g., Sodom/Gammorah, the great flood).
As such, a cup of coffee is currently wanted for multiple counts of murder. If you see a cup of coffee, please alert the authorities immediately.
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I liked it better when god was chocolate. I drink tea so at least I'm not an ateaist.
 
joobz said:
God is a cup of coffee.
Since a cup of coffee exists, god exists.
Since God exists, All previous accounts of god must be true.
According to the bible, god has committed multiple acts of genocide (e.g., Sodom/Gammorah, the great flood).
As such, a cup of coffee is currently wanted for multiple counts of murder. If you see a cup of coffee, please alert the authorities immediately.
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HERETIC!

The only drink is The TEA!
 
yrreg said:
What is God?​
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God(s) is a conceptual tool used by different people/cultures for different purposes at different times. The concept is commonly used, but not exclusively, as a defensive mechanism, as a method of inquiry, and as a rationalization or justification. Anthropomorphic and supernatural aspects are ascribed to the concept as necessary by the user for purposes for which they use it.

Its existence is self-evident as evidenced by the fact that we can talk about it. It is further supported by humanity's long history of using stories of gods, spirits, elves, eastern dragons, and other permutations of the same idea.
 
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