Anne Coulter's mouth wired shut...

Now personally I am an atheist. But if you were a believer as Coulter seems to be God seems to be telling you something.
Obama gets elected,
Coulters jaw gets wired shut.
 
Thank you, Darat. You are so kind. I was referring to the type of language I would have to resort to, not the propriety of saying something about Ann Coulter.
 
Shadenfreude, thy name is ________________ (your name here.)

I note evidence of a largely unanticipated delight in the suffering of another which is cognized as trivial and/or appropriate.

Petty. Also, you are each reminded that this is a temporary condition for Coulter, who will again be foaming at the mouth by the time Senator Obama takes on his new office.

Don't think we have heard the last from her.

DR
 
Shadenfreude, thy name is ________________ (your name here.)

I note evidence of a largely unanticipated delight in the suffering of another which is cognized as trivial and/or appropriate.

Petty. Also, you are each reminded that this is a temporary condition for Coulter, who will again be foaming at the mouth by the time Senator Obama takes on his new office.

Don't think we have heard the last from her.

DR
You have shamed me...and yet I still am amused at her suffering. Weird.
 
She might as well get her madam's apple taken care of as well.
As well, she oughta eat a sammich. Lookin' a little -- oh, wait, can't with the jaw wired shut.

Consideration: will this episode create the transition from "slender" to "thin" to "emaciated" in the new look sure to be displayed on her next book cover for the soon to be published opus "Yelling with my Mouth Shut?"

Inquiring minds probably would rather surf for Paris Hilton porn . . .

DR
 
A.C. can't jaw for a awhile and Pumpkin Head Rosie gets a new show. Conservatives are in for a long winter.
 
Her fingers aren't broken, are they? She'll probably just work on her next best selling book. :rolleyes:
 
Yeah, whatever. It's not even going to shut her up for any length of time- she can still type, blog, and publish weekly columns of screed.
 
Anybody else thinks "Ann" is a transvestite, and that THAT'S the real reason "she" isn't married?

For the record, no, I don't really believe that, but hell -- it has significantly more evidence for it than most conspiracy theories that people actually believe.
 

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