ConspiRaider
Writer of Nothingnesses
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I was able to avoid jury duty for years, because of financial hardship, brought about by my being a sole proprietorship business. I develop and support software, and absence during business hours could really deal a terrific blow.
That was fine, for awhile.
Then California said: Too bad. No longer an excuse. You will take our $15 a day for jury service and smile, you toad.
So they got me into the Beverly (achoo!) Hills Courthouse. Made me jury foreman. I did Raymond Burr the whole (achoo!) time in the deliberation room and not surprisingly, we had a hung jury. The judge decreed that a gavel-shaped thundercloud follow me (achoo!) around and storm on me for 2 to 5 years.
That was fine, for awhile.
Then California said: Too bad. No longer an excuse. You will take our $15 a day for jury service and smile, you toad.
So they got me into the Beverly (achoo!) Hills Courthouse. Made me jury foreman. I did Raymond Burr the whole (achoo!) time in the deliberation room and not surprisingly, we had a hung jury. The judge decreed that a gavel-shaped thundercloud follow me (achoo!) around and storm on me for 2 to 5 years.
