uruk
Philosopher
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- Apr 9, 2003
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I tap click unintentionaly. I have big Mongo, gorrilla hands. My hands are like sausages stuck into a mellon.
Every time I put my finger on the pad a message pops up telling me to "please only use one finger."
They'll take away my mouse when they pry it from my cold dead hands.
Speaking of which, I hate those mice that have the two thumb buttons on the side. I am always accidentaly cliking those buttons.
You don't know how many times I've typed out a 10 thousand word manifesto that deftly counters a post on this forum with heartlessly razor sharp logic only to have it dissappear and be replaced by a quick, succinct two word "you suck" reply because my fat sausage of thumb accidentally clicked on those damned mouse buttons.
Bah! Computer technology not Mongo friendly!
Every time I put my finger on the pad a message pops up telling me to "please only use one finger."
They'll take away my mouse when they pry it from my cold dead hands.
Speaking of which, I hate those mice that have the two thumb buttons on the side. I am always accidentaly cliking those buttons.
You don't know how many times I've typed out a 10 thousand word manifesto that deftly counters a post on this forum with heartlessly razor sharp logic only to have it dissappear and be replaced by a quick, succinct two word "you suck" reply because my fat sausage of thumb accidentally clicked on those damned mouse buttons.
Bah! Computer technology not Mongo friendly!