Has the Large Hadron Collider Destroyed the World Yet?

Cuddles said:
Well, there are a few other reasons why the black holes created at the LHC don't destroy the Earth. Firstly, there aren't any collisions yet, so there's no possibility of creating any. ...
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So basically, your first argument is that it's safe because they haven't turned it on yet? I don't find that the most comforting sort of assurance.
 
SeanDamnit said:
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Give it time.
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I admit, that is much better them my lame Half Life joke in another thread.
 
bruto said:
So basically, your first argument is that it's safe because they haven't turned it on yet? I don't find that the most comforting sort of assurance.
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No, my argument was that the collisions in the LHC don't destroy the world is because there aren't any. When there are some, that argument will no longer be valid. Notice what the title of this thread is. Tense is important.
 
When they turn it on our entire reality will dissolve and a big sign appear saying LEVEL 2.


> Comedy genius Frankie Boyle, from Mock the week.

Now that would've been cool. :)
 
Well I am getting married in Oct, so can someone let me know if I really have to worry about invitations and a suit and such - Or just let it slde.
 
bruto said:
After he so skillfully tossed off "the scientists - freemasons - same thing...." as one might clarify the synonymity of antifreeze and coolant, I figured the message was essentially complete and found it unnecessary to continue.
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<sigh>
Down here in NC the auto parts stores sell things labeled "antifreeze" and "coolant" next to each other and I've seen people obviously debating with themselves which to buy.

[Desperate Attempt to Contain Derail]
I wonder if the LHC uses Prestone, Peak or Zerex?
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Well, I'm a week late on my electric bill payment, and they haven't cut me off yet... so I'm convinced the world has ended, and I can just party until oblivion! I'll see you all in the afterlife (or not, depending...)
 
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