So when the hell is the NWO gonna finally take over?

[Hokulele]

Problem was we could only find one who wasn't booked that day, hence a few really small ones with trunks looking like they were made out of cloth and made barking noises.

But man, could they dance!

 

[Brendy]

There's a mental image I could have done without.

Really? I'd do Condi.

 

[Travis]

Really? I'd do Condi.

It was the Ted Kennedy thing that disturbed me.

 

[MarkCorrigan]

yeah keep watching buildings and owl, dont forget watching pyramids and other masons signs.
meanwhile the others will vote for one of the 2 candidates the NWO allows you to vote for

I know you're a loon and all but that's a JOKE right...? You can't seriously believe that?

Please say you don't believe that.

 

[Spud1k]

It's been 40 years since Kennedy was assassinated...and who knows how many years since whatever else they did. Why would you wait til most of the people in your org are dead and gone?

Let's GO! The world population is growing...how the heck are you gonna kill 90% of us and rub out all the Jews/Blacks/Gays/Non-Jews/Non-rich/Rich/whoever people if you keep sitting around for decades?

Patience, patience. Death rays Large hadron colliders don't build themselves, you know.

 

[tsig]

Patience, patience. Death rays Large hadron colliders don't build themselves, you know.

Today Large hadron colliders tomorrow the world!!

Tomorrow belongs

Tomorrow belongs

Tomorrow belongs to me.
(from the movie Cabaret)

 

[Dr. Lao]

Well, Yoko Ono was supposed to do it back in 1969, but she left the plans at a hotel.

I love slow moving conspiracies

 

[Skeptic Guy]

Ok, ok...the eagle flies at midnight, the eagle flies at midnight.

Cry havoc and let slip the dancing dogs.

 

[Travis]

Ok, ok...the eagle flies at midnight, the eagle flies at midnight.

Cry havoc and let slip the dancing dogs.

Oh crap!

The squirrel has eaten the rainbow dung.

Repeat, the squirrel has eaten the rainbow dung!

Prepare the depressed spider for the paper laughter.

 

[Plantfoam]

I know you're a loon and all but that's a JOKE right...? You can't seriously believe that?

Please say you don't believe that.

lol he thought that he had successfully converted me, and I had Molechophobia.

 

[DC]

I know you're a loon and all but that's a JOKE right...? You can't seriously believe that?

Please say you don't believe that.

i think a loon would belive it, while a not so much loony guy would maybe make a joke about it.
loons also like Alex Jones. do i like Alex Jones?
who knows
was it a joke?

 

[aggle-rithm]

Oh crap!

The squirrel has eaten the rainbow dung.

Repeat, the squirrel has eaten the rainbow dung!

Wait...am I the squirrel?

I can never keep this stuff straight.

I sure hope I'm not supposed to be the squirrel, because nobody briefed me on the rainbow dung.

 

[aggle-rithm]

i think a loon would belive it, while a not so much loony guy would maybe make a joke about it.
loons also like Alex Jones. do i like Alex Jones?
who knows
was it a joke?

You have asked some thought-provoking questions. I shall waste no time in thinking them over.

 

[Travis]

Wait...am I the squirrel?

I can never keep this stuff straight.

I sure hope I'm not supposed to be the squirrel, because nobody briefed me on the rainbow dung.

I just pass on the messages, I don't know what they mean.

Last week I passed on the message: Jovial waterfalls are arguing shiny.

The next day penguins flew and all the US Senators that are actually Disney made audioanimatronics started breakdancing and catching fire.

 

[Horatius]

Last week I passed on the message: Jovial waterfalls are arguing shiny.

The next day penguins flew and all the US Senators that are actually Disney made audioanimatronics started breakdancing and catching fire.

That was you?!?!


It was supposed to be "JoviaN waterfalls are arguing shiny"! Because of that little typo we had to rebuild half the Senate and send 3,141 reporters to Happy Camps!

And don't even ask what happened to the poor penguins. You can make them fly, but landing? Not so much.....

Good going!

Expect a visitor soon. Don't bake him a cake.

 

[Hokulele]

The next day penguins flew and all the US Senators that are actually Disney made audioanimatronics started breakdancing and catching fire.

Heh, you should hear the password that enables the Cubs to win the World Series.

Um, not that I know that one or anything. Really.

 

[Alt+F4]

But man, could they dance!

They must have been trained by Mossad agents.

 

[aggle-rithm]

I just pass on the messages, I don't know what they mean.

Last week I passed on the message: Jovial waterfalls are arguing shiny.

The next day penguins flew and all the US Senators that are actually Disney made audioanimatronics started breakdancing and catching fire.

The last time I passed on a message, there was an earthquake in China.

I hope it wasn't me.

 

[aggle-rithm]

And don't even ask what happened to the poor penguins. You can make them fly, but landing? Not so much.....

Oh, crap...

I think I was in charge of that.

My bad. It's just that I've been so busy lately...

 

[PhantomWolf]

They must have been trained by Mossad agents.

Actually no, it's the other way around, they have been training Mossad Agents since 1991.