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Penultimate Amazing
Paris Hilton Responds to John McCain's attack ad comparing her and Britney to Barack Obama. 
Paris Hilton Responds to John McCain's attack ad comparing her and Britney to Barack Obama.![]()
The only way I could tell this was a parody was when she actually articulated a policy!
McCain camp responds: “In reality, Paris Hilton may have a more substantive energy policy than Barack Obama.”
Now that's funny right there.

I was gonna vote for Upchurch but now I'm voting for her!
What if I, like, totally make her my VP?
What if I, like, totally make her my VP?
well, mine might be bigger....You are no longer worthy. However, I'll accept you as her VP if you show me your tits.
well, mine might be bigger....
So Paris Hilton's job is now being a parody of Paris Hilton?
That's always been her job. That's what makes her "famous for being famous."So Paris Hilton's job is now being a parody of Paris Hilton?
It does seem as though she's been promoted to famous for being famous for being famous.Post-modernism has birthed some strange phenomena, hasn't it?