Skeptics are boring! I'm joing the Truthers!!!

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applecorped
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You skeptics are boring and dull! All that work you put in debunking stuff is a waste of time. I'm crossing over to the Woo because I can make it up as I go along. You can't! Aha! You have to stick to reason and logic. I will have no such constraints. You are bound by your principles and ethics. I will have none to get in my way! I am free to insinuate anything I want about anyone or any topic I choose. I may even try and make some money off of this!

I love this country!
 
Yeah, I misspelled joining! What about it? I'm woo now. Spelling? We don't need no stinking spelling!
 
applecorped said:
You skeptics are boring and dull! All that work you put in debunking stuff is a waste of time. I'm crossing over to the Woo because I can make it up as I go along. You can't! Aha! You have to stick to reason and logic. I will have no such constraints. You are bound by your principles and ethics. I will have none to get in my way! I am free to insinuate anything I want about anyone or any topic I choose. I may even try and make some money off of this!

I love this country!
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It's an easy conversion. Take head, insert up a:rule10

:eek:!!!

Lemme know how that works out. :D
 
I'll wait until the holidays to join you. I'm much more likely to support beating up people in wheelchairs after driving around the mall for 20 minutes looking for a parking space.
 
Yeah sure, go on and mock me! The truth is on my side, somewhere. I know it's around here. Damn! Where the hell did I put it? Never mind, you're just disinfo sent by the man to put your jackbooted heel into me so I won't spread the truth!
 
You've got a way to go yet.

Try losing punctuation, capitalise when it's unnecessary, lose the logic censor in your brain and you haven't yet made a personalised ad hominen attack. :)
 
applecorped said:
I'm crossing over to the Woo because I can make it up as I go along.
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I was actually thinking about commenting on that very thing.

It seems that most of the remaining truthers have a hypothesis they imagined into being. Or an irrational dislike for being told what happened.

In order to support this often vague and unformed idea, they ad-hoc like mad to try and buttress its failing walls, and then ad-hoc their ad-hocs, until it all winds up a great teetering mass of putridity. And the truther is buried in the core of the construct, unable to escape the shackles of endlessly trying to support his views.


It's like watching a child piling papers in fron of a fan. Or building a sandcastle as the tide comes in. They do the same things over and over, without ever realizing how pointless it is.
 
[X] said:
I was actually thinking about commenting on that very thing.

edited for blahness.
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Back off man! I was here first! I've got DVD rights and a potential investor (my uncle, he'll be out in two months). This is my score.
 
If I were to cross over to the debunking side, I would have to adopt the contrarian POV, disect arguments through use of semantics, disregard a whole hell of a lot of mainstream references, and generally act obnoxious and immature by attacking anyone who dares question the official account.
 
RedIbis said:
If I were to cross over to the debunking side, I would have to adopt the contrarian POV, disect arguments through use of semantics, disregard a whole hell of a lot of mainstream references, and generally act obnoxious and immature by attacking anyone who dares question the official account.
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Uh.....yeah.....well......it takes one to know one!







Wait................that was no good.......................DAMN! Give me an hour and I'll have something so witty that it will................give me an hour to figure out that part too.........then you'll be sorry.
 
Travis said:
Uh.....yeah.....well......it takes one to know one!







Wait................that was no good.......................DAMN! Give me an hour and I'll have something so witty that it will................give me an hour to figure out that part too.........then you'll be sorry.
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Yeah! (and stuff).

Your side will be looking really stupid when Travis responds! Just you wait and see!
 
RedIbis said:
If I were to cross over to the debunking side, I would have to adopt the contrarian POV, disect arguments through use of semantics, disregard a whole hell of a lot of mainstream references, and generally act obnoxious and immature by attacking anyone who dares question the official account.
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Don't forget the heavy drinking. Tweeter thinks all the alcohol has dulled our sense of truth. :alc:
 
Drudgewire said:
Don't forget the heavy drinking. Tweeter thinks all the alcohol has dulled our sense of truth. :alc:
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What?

The woos are stealing drinking from us as well, where will the skeptics of London and Boston meet now, in a temperance bar :eek:
 
RedIbis said:
If I were to cross over to the debunking side, I would have to adopt the contrarian POV, disect arguments through use of semantics, disregard a whole hell of a lot of mainstream references, and generally act obnoxious and immature by attacking anyone who dares question the official account.
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I'll dissect you! You got owned! Wait, pwoned? Pwaned? You got something man and you can't handle it!
 
Acleron said:
What?

The woos are stealing drinking from us as well, where will the skeptics of London and Boston meet now, in a temperance bar :eek:
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No no no, we're all drunks which makes pacified... except if we were pacified we wouldn't be wasting our time debunking their lies but that's neither here nor there. Point is, they're the ones who are clear-headed... which you only need to look at the celebrities like Charlie Sheen and Willie Nelson in their midst to confirm. :D

The NWO stills will always be there for us. Don't worry, it's OK... here, take a belt from my nippy bottle and relax.
 
Acleron said:
Not at all, punctuation next please. :D
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You think, you're so, smart? You know you ae a shill, don't you? Don't you? You do, right? You don't? I mean you should. Damn, didn't you get the memo? Crap! You are a shill, live with it!!!!!!!!!
 
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