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Deleterious Slab of Damnation
Who am I kidding, I like almost any pie.
Heh, now that I am guilty of a galloping derail, I will try to get the conversation back on topic. My favorite description/solution to the Hard Problem of Consciousness is the one put forth by V.S. Ramachandran in the chapter titled "Do Martians See Red?" in his book Phantoms in the Brain: Probing the Mystery of the Mind. To try and summarize the entire chapter, he basically postulates three laws or criteria for qualia that can determine whether or not a system is conscious. He then applies those criteria to people (using the blind spot as an example), neurological patients (using someone who lost part of her visual system as an example), and bees.
The three criteria for qualia are: 1) The input is inflexible, 2) the output is flexible, and 3) the input must be stored long enough in the brain for you to do something with it. He explains these three criteria with the example of seeing a cat's tail extending out from under a couch. The fact that you see a cat's tail is inflexible. You can't suddenly start seeing a moped sticking out from under the couch. The concept that there is a cat under the couch is flexible. It could be a severed tail, it could be a pig with a cat's tail grafted in place. You have to be able to retain the cat's tail input long enough to make some kind of decision. The actual decision that there is a cat under the couch is the qualia.
For his counter example, he uses the bee waggle dance to lead a hive to a food source. The location of the food source is inflexible and the bee can retain the memory long enough to return to the hive and dance. The reason Ramachandran claims the bee isn't conscious is that it does not have flexibilty in the output. It has to do the proper waggle dance.
There is a lot of discussion on the particular neural pathways that substantiate his point on why these three criteria are all that is needed, and how such as system could have developed and how it could work. All I can say is, read the book.