Astral War

[chillzero]

Quite possibly. I could be just playing with a troll. But I've seen nuttier things on teh intarwebs...

Indeed.
My advice would be to AstralWars - if s/he wants it moved back to paranormal, s/he needs to be clearer in responses and actually answer your first few posts of the thread with some actual detail.

 

[calebprime]

Quite possibly. I could be just playing with a troll. But I've seen nuttier things on teh intarwebs...

oh, i see it's timecube, but i was getting a 404 error.

 

[Loss Leader]

I was going to make a whole, long post about how Astral War has obviously been denied his powers and how he has become deluded as a result, but this post was just too [rulex]ing funny:

what about when you dont work ;p) when is the next time you work on your way to work before you smoke your cig i would like you to try and taking your cigerate smell it a little bit and have your window all the way up when you do that then roll down your window and throw your cigerate out before you light it

You heard it here first, folks. You cannot light a cigarette after you've thrown it out the window.

Now, I would like to address AstralWar directly: Sir, you claim to live on the West Coast of the United States. If such is true, then I am sure you are familiar with the slogan, "Keep America Beautiful." Cigarettes, thrown out into the environment, will be with us for years.

Your advice was very, very poor. Not only does it fail to demonstrate any psychic powers on your part, but it needlessly destroys the earth. I have already banished you from the astral plane forever. Don't make me lecture you about littering.

I'm kidding. Make as many of those type of posts as you want. It was hysterical. And, as we know, posting about powers that you do not have is all there is left for you to do.

 

[Irish Murdoch]

Why the lamp?

Some people have unrealisable ambitions. I like to keep things simple. And anyway, there's no accounting for taste.

Be a pal--knock my lamp over. You'll make an old man very happy.

 

[Cuddles]

I've always wanted my lamp to fall over.

By a strange coincidence, I've always wanted the Pope's hat to fall off.

 

[Irish Murdoch]

By a strange coincidence, I've always wanted the Pope's hat to fall off.

Hey! Maybe Astral War could knock it off with my lamp!

 

[leonAzul]

Quite possibly. I could be just playing with a troll. But I've seen nuttier things on teh intarwebs...

Hey arthwollipot, you accidentally biffed the URL. FIFY

And thanks for the warning that it's that TimeCube joint. Guess that's only pay-back for the time I linked to Alex Chiu's site without warning

AstralWar, your game is getting weaker by the post. You're going to have to come up (?) to the level of Tim4848 to gain the glory.

 

[Solus]

I think the new danger here is LostLeader's newfound power.

In mean time my house needs a little cleaning. If you could use your power and let astralwar have his back for a while or just send him/her over that would be good. I also need my car washed which would be even better. I'll pay a couple a dollars a day so astralwar can finally save up money for that game his parents wouldn't get him for his birthday.

 

[Loss Leader]

In mean time my house needs a little cleaning. If you could use your power and let astralwar have his back for a while or just send him/her over that would be good. I also need my car washed which would be even better.

I will astrally project my astral to clean your car. Please do the following things to make it easier for me to focus on you: think hard about your car. Picture it in your mind. It would be even better if you could go out and look at your car. In fact, what would be best for me is if you would go sit in your car with the engine running for just a few minutes. And drive it to a car wash.

Then throw a cigarette out the window.

I have been with you the whole time.

Astral Krishna, Astral Rama.

- LL

 

[wahrheit]

Then throw a cigarette out the window.

Lit or unlit? Please be more specific. This is a skeptic's forum, detail is important.

 

[Prometheus]

It's amazing that none of you realize you've been completely under my control this whole time....

 

[roseglass]

Roll for sanity check ...

 

[Empress]

LL--I'm a tad peckish, and there's some apricots in the fridge I'm a-wantin'. Only I can't be bothered to haul myself up from the couch. Do you think you could give AW his powers back long enough for him to wing me one? Thanks in advance.

And AW, you could use the apricot to knock off the Pope's hat before you send it my way. Two birds with one fruit pit, and all that...

 

[leonAzul]

what about when you dont work ;p) when is the next time you work on your way to work before you smoke your cig i would like you to try and taking your cigerate smell it a little bit and have your window all the way up when you do that then roll down your window and throw your cigerate out before you light it

Lit or unlit? Please be more specific. This is a skeptic's forum, detail is important.

In all fairness, he did say "before you light it"--but AW should be able to anticipate the need and do it astrally

 

[Dancing David]

Mind you, if this is acceptible to AstralWar, I wouldn't consider it exclusive proof of his powers. After all, as someone pointed out, it is possible that it might occur just because of a random gust of wind. I'll need to think of three things (the pope's hat and two more), which if all three occur will be a demonstration of AstralWar's power. Remember: once is an accident, twice is a coincidence, but three times is a conspiracy.

Mind you, I still haven't got a real answer about exactly what it is that AstralWar can actually do, so I can't be sure that I'm not asking a piano player to play a violin.

Well apparently lamp knocking is beyond his limits. I would settle for GWB lighting a fart at his farewell address.

 

[leonAzul]

Well apparently lamp knocking is beyond his limits. I would settle for GWB lighting a fart at his farewell address.

Does that require paranormal powers, d'ya think?

Allow me to qualify that: only iff he does it on the podium; during the rehearsal, all bets are off

 

[AstralWar]

In the reptillian war whos side will all of you be on;p) If there is such a war going on or just happens to start

 

[UnrepentantSinner]

In the reptillian war whos side will all of you be on;p) If there is such a war going on or just happens to start

Less reptillian war questions. More knocking lamps off tables.

 

[AstralWar]

Some people have unrealisable ambitions. I like to keep things simple. And anyway, there's no accounting for taste.

Be a pal--knock my lamp over. You'll make an old man very happy.

Why the Lamp? Is there a reason why you want the lamp to do this? Does that statue have any connection with the lamp?

 

[AstralWar]

Less reptillian war questions. More knocking lamps off tables.

It has to do with astral war where would you be