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Astral War

Wierd that I just stepped outside for a second and witnessed a meteor, or falling star.
Is this a sign from Astral War smiting me or what? :)
Me thinks it's just that. A meteor burning up in our atmosphere as it falls to earth.
 
I'm a she, btw. :) AstralWar did say he'd be back "next week sometime" last week. If he (or she) does come back, I'll be a little surprised, but hopefully AstralWar will be willing to discuss things in more depth the next time around.
 
No, it is a Sign! The High Priest Shmulo is telling me that it is a Sign of the Impending War of Doom which My Prophet the Swidler foresaw! You must immediately sign over to me all your worldly goods - your otherworldly goods you can keep, for you will need them in the Afterlife.

Um, Mods? Move this thread. AstralWar's not coming back. Humour would probably be most appropriate...
 
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arthwollipot said:
Um, Mods? Move this thread. AstralWar's not coming back. Humour would probably be most appropriate...
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I'm prepared to wait for a week, and see if s/he wants to pursue this or not. You can't speak for him/her.

Please, everyone - I will start getting posts removed from this thread if you can't post on topic until then.
 
chillzero said:
I'm prepared to wait for a week, and see if s/he wants to pursue this or not. You can't speak for him/her.

Please, everyone - I will start getting posts removed from this thread if you can't post on topic until then.
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Can I just point out here that it was I who started the thread?

Okay. Sorry. It's the Moderator's call. Can we say that if AstralWar doesn't post before 8 July, this thread will be moved to Humour and we can go nuts? If AstralWar posts before that date, then we will seriously discuss the issues raised. If we can get a coherent explanation... Ahem! Where was I?
 
wow, seriously astralwar, is this your first attempt at trolling? You suck at it!

Lvl 1 troll FTL.
 
I told you people that I had defeated Astral War with my black energy on the astral plane. You didn't believe me. Now, he's gone and I am your new GOD!
 
I'm already in a cult....do I have to join Arth's cult as well?

My cult is a cult of niceness though....does this come on the right side of the black/white war line or are all cults up for being destroyed?

I hope not....my drinking will have to be severly cut back if I can't use attending meetings as an an excuse any more....
 
Loss Leader said:
I told you people that I had defeated Astral War with my black energy on the astral plane. You didn't believe me. Now, he's gone and I am your new GOD!
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Well, dang. Now I can't decide whether to continue in Arth's cult (aspiring to green robes) or switch to LL's. No wonder I've been an atheist so long. Religion is hard!
 
We pizza eating, beer drinking Arthwollipot cult members could really use the help of the godly Loss Leader, fearless Rika and, of course, the Psychic Battlemaster to fight in future Astral Wars. I say we all unite under the green-robed leadership of ArthW the Great! And wait for Astral War to return... that is, if he survived Loss Leader and Psychic Battlemaster's attacks. It should be any day now. After all, he did say a week.
 
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