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Black Barbershop

Would you travel slightly out of your way to go to a black barbershop?

  • Yes.

    Votes: 2 2.5%
  • No (simply because I would not travel out of my way for a haircut).

    Votes: 47 58.8%
  • No (because I'm racist).

    Votes: 5 6.3%
  • Lemme "ax" you a question: Are you really this clueless?

    Votes: 12 15.0%
  • I don't even have an opinion.

    Votes: 14 17.5%

  • Total voters
    80

Cain

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I just watched The Colbert Report and Stephen's guest, Henry Louis Gates, mentions the free intellectual exchange of ideas that goes on in black barbershops. Now, I'm white. Or at least I look white. Well, that's what people tell me. Anyway, whether you're a "brother" or a white devil (and we have many) I want to know if you've been in a black barbershop. And don't say the topic of conversation was boxing! Liar!!

I had in mind something in "the hood" -- not some pleasant, middle-class, mostly black suburb outside Chicago, two towns over from where Ferris Bueller and Kevin McCallister live. I'm thinkin' Compton.
 
I've been in "black" barbershops lots of times... and no one ever shouts for a m*********** iced tea. :rolleyes:

What do you want to know?
 
Been going to them for 30+ years. My Uncle was a barber in East DC so I spent a lot of time in his shop when I was in town. I've been to the Suburb ones, the "hood" ones, and the country ones.

Like Joe said, what do you need to know?
 
I don't even pay for haircuts, let alone go out of my way for one.
 
OK, Joe and Redtail... How's the atmosphere? Is it a distinctly different experience than a whitebread barbershop? What about as a cultural experience. People might say "OmiGod, you've never seen X movie." Or "oh my dear Lord, you've never tried... Chinese food." And Redtail, if you're black, as your avatar suggests, then what about when some sourcream whiteboy comes in? And I don't mean white boy from the hood, with a half-black biological brother and a long-lost Puerto Rican father. I mean white boy named Ian, wears glasses, and asks for a "flat top."
 
I don't think we have black barbershops here. Unless you count all the Turkish ones I guess.
But what do I know, my little friend here charges me over the electricity bill :P

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I just watched The Colbert Report and Stephen's guest, Henry Louis Gates, mentions the free intellectual exchange of ideas that goes on in black barbershops. Now, I'm white. Or at least I look white. Well, that's what people tell me. Anyway, whether you're a "brother" or a white devil (and we have many) I want to know if you've been in a black barbershop. And don't say the topic of conversation was boxing! Liar!!

I had in mind something in "the hood" -- not some pleasant, middle-class, mostly black suburb outside Chicago, two towns over from where Ferris Bueller and Kevin McCallister live. I'm thinkin' Compton.
Yes, many times. Nowadays though I go to the multibranchers because they are easier to find and frequently have discounts. The fact that my response to how I want my hair done is "like this, just shorter" may give you an idea of the importance of haircuts in my life.:)
 
OK, Joe and Redtail... How's the atmosphere? Is it a distinctly different experience than a whitebread barbershop? What about as a cultural experience. People might say "OmiGod, you've never seen X movie." Or "oh my dear Lord, you've never tried... Chinese food." And Redtail, if you're black, as your avatar suggests, then what about when some sourcream whiteboy comes in? And I don't mean white boy from the hood, with a half-black biological brother and a long-lost Puerto Rican father. I mean white boy named Ian, wears glasses, and asks for a "flat top."

You're intentionally trying to be funny, right?

What I've noticed is that the least friendly barbershop to go into is an old Southern one filled with really old white men. Those always seem like semi-exclusive "clubs," and they don't treat new customers with much respect. Every other barbershop experience I've had, in any neighborhood, has been pretty much equally pleasant. Currently, I go to a salon to get haircuts from a tattooed biker chick with a passing resemblance to Kate Beckinsale. :D

I avoid the chain hair cut assembly lines, though... bad haircuts with long waits at average prices just doesn't do it for me.
 
My wife cuts my hair. Never been to a black barbershop but am interested to know if it is anything like how they are portrayed in movies.
 
I used to go to one across the street from my apartment. I didn't notice any great philosophical discussions just the normal everyday banter with the added bonus of a large flat screen tv.
 
My wife cuts my hair. Never been to a black barbershop but am interested to know if it is anything like how they are portrayed in movies.

I don't know... I've never been in a barbershop staffed by the mentally handicapped, like in those movies.:eye-poppi
 
OK, Joe and Redtail... How's the atmosphere? Is it a distinctly different experience than a whitebread barbershop?

Very much so. From what I've seen the conversations, while quite often similar in topic, have a tendency to be MUCH more animated. It can be incredible to the barbers themselves and how they can keep track of several conversations at once, their eyes rarely leaving the customer's head, and their lower body in near constant movement.

What about as a cultural experience. People might say "OmiGod, you've never seen X movie." Or "oh my dear Lord, you've never tried... Chinese food."

This is the greatest difference. (of course) There is somewhat of a hierarchy that goes mainly by age.

Children are allowed to pipe up if directly addressed or for entertainment reasons (think Kids Say the Darndest Things) This ends quickly with whomever brought the kid there giving the kid a hush up now sign.

Teenagers pretty much talk only to those in their age group unless directly addressed. If the teen is an athlete and the subject at hand is a game they recently played, they have free reign.

College age is the trickiest. The absolute worst thing one could do is take a history course or two then come back home for a visit and try to show off by blathering to people about a particular era/event that they lived through. They will wish they had tried to rape a full grown Kodiak using a badger as a condom.

Mid 20s to late retirement it changes to more of a status thing. Got a good job nice family and act like you have some sense, you're fine. If you're a bum you will hear about it until you straighten up. (Actually you never stop hearing about it it's just more of a joke. No screwup is ever forgotten. I can go back to my old Barber shop in NC and within 5 min Some one will bring up the Candice Johnson affair. Don't ask...:boxedin:)

Once one is retired, you pretty much have a free pass to say whatever to whomever but you still have to stay on your proverbial toes.

And Redtail, if you're black, as your avatar suggests, then what about when some sourcream whiteboy comes in? And I don't mean white boy from the hood, with a half-black biological brother and a long-lost Puerto Rican father. I mean white boy named Ian, wears glasses, and asks for a "flat top."

I am and Ian would be teased mercilessly. Half the shop would start humming White and Nerdy and the other half would respond in the stereo-typical, Black comedian, White guy voice "Sure! We'll be right with ya buddy." Then Ian would be asked for input on the subject at hand and if he can hold his own or have sense enough to say "I don't know" if he doesn't know, then the teasing is scaled down. If the subject isn't a "hot button issue" and Ian disagrees (Best Football team for instance) and holds his ground while not outright disrespecting the hierarchy that's instant level jumping.

If it's a shop in a really bad "hood". I dunno they might take his wallet.
 
My wife cuts my hair. Never been to a black barbershop but am interested to know if it is anything like how they are portrayed in movies.

If the movie Barbershop were a 10 and you turned that down to a 6 that would be about it. Of course not EVERY shop would be like that but the general mood was right.
 
I used to have a barber who was a born again Christian. He'd start lecturing me about the bible, even with a queue of people waiting.
I didn't mind, because apart from his wierd obsession, he was a nice bloke and a good barber.
He moved away and was replaced by a bloke who talks about football. I 'd like my loony back, please.
(Everyone in this post was white. No animals were injured in writing the post. Conditions apply).
 
I was just wondering, since this is in the "Politics" forum, is there some tie-in with Obama's hair?
 
. They will wish they had tried to rape a full grown Kodiak using a badger as a condom.

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I will have to find some place to use this - it's too good for just a thread here. and I must ask, which end of the badger goes, uhh, over the head?
 

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