Loch Ness monster disappearance explained!

[Abdul Alhazred]

Veteran Loch Ness Monster Hunter Gives Up
Daily Record (UK)

LEGENDARY Nessie hunter Robert Rines is giving up his search for the monster after 37 years.

The 85-year-old American will make one last trip in a bid to find the elusive beast.

After almost four decades of fruitless expeditions, he admitted: "Unfortunately, I'm running out of age."

World War II veteran Robert has devoted almost half his life to scouring Loch Ness.

He started in 1971. The following year, he watched a 25ft-long hump with the texture of elephant skin gliding through the water.

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Since then, he has been obsessed with tracking down the creature with a staggering array of hi-tech equipment. It was this gear that took the famous "flipper" picture that year which created a stir around the world.

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So the man has some serious credibility when it comes to Loch-Ness-monster-ology. Right?

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Despite having hundreds of sonar contacts over the years, the trail has since gone cold and Rines believes that Nessie may be dead, a victim of global warming.

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[RSLancastr]

If we stop searching for Nessie, then the terrorists have won.

 

[Drudgewire]

"Global warming?" I've never heard the Ice Age called that before.

 

[Babbylonian]

The only way this story could get better is to add this: "and global warming is happening because of CIA weather control devices used to destroy USSR grain harvests, and we are going to hunt for those devices!"

 

[Locknar]

Humm....first Montel's show ends, and now Nessie is MIA; they must be somehow connected! If only SB would tell us how *lol*

 

[Jaggy Bunnet]

Nessie is fine and [echo on]I predict will make an appearance on the BBC news website in the month of April or May this year[echo off].

Around the time folk are booking holidays.

Pure coincidence of course.

 

[Monza]

No doubt that global warming will affect Bigfoot as well. I suspect he will wander ever closer to the beaches of the Pacific Northwest in order to cool off in the water. Just in case he makes it to Hawaii, I plan to stake out a beach on Maui. We all have to do our part.

 

[Lensman]

The real reason Nessie is missing is..........



















I got hungry

 

[kittynh]

At TAM5.5 they asked the speakers what woo belief they used to hold.

I was a real Loch Ness monster believer. Especially after the sonar photographs!

Then I went to Loch Ness and went, "ummm, you know someone would have noticed..."

 

[Abdul Alhazred]

At TAM5.5 they asked the speakers what woo belief they used to hold.

I was a real Loch Ness monster believer. Especially after the sonar photographs!

Then I went to Loch Ness and went, "ummm, you know someone would have noticed..."

Perhaps Nessie was on vacation when you were there.

 

[Tricky]

Interviewer: So Robert, how does it feel to have wasted almost half of your life?

 

[Olowkow]

Dead nessies don't float.

 

[steve s]

He started in 1971. The following year, he watched a 25ft-long hump with the texture of elephant skin gliding through the water.

You'd think he would have brought a camera with him on his expeditions.

Steve S.

 

[Jaggy Bunnet]

At TAM5.5 they asked the speakers what woo belief they used to hold.

I was a real Loch Ness monster believer. Especially after the sonar photographs!

Then I went to Loch Ness and...

...and that is all that matters.

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[Rasmus]

...and that is all that matters.

It's a nice touristy are - with or without woo monsters in the water.

 

[Jaggy Bunnet]

It's a nice touristy are - with or without woo monsters in the water.

Yep. However the media coverage that it gets from Nessie would cost a hell of a lot if they actually had to pay for it.

 

[Lilith]

Does this mean that Champ is gone, too? What about Raystown Ray? Aw, c'mon!