Your Favorite TAM 5.5 Quotes

Gravy said:
I recall getting a big laugh out of "Hey, baby, come on over for a little stem cell research," but I can't for the life of me remember the setup. Most of the weekend is a blur. :boggled:
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Michael Stackpol was talking about a barmaid who was "Blond, kind of cute, not too bright and about 25 years yonger than [him] - it was all win" to which rebecca responded "yeah, if you want to date a foetus". You then swept in with the creepiest pickup line outside of "Deliverance". It was a great line and perfectly timed.
 
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rebecca said:
My favorite line was delivered by my ultra-sassy waitress at Denny's Sunday morning. This woman was seriously amazing, with this dry delivery that just killed me in my drunken haze. After I gave her my order she said, "Okay, so that's one veggie omelet, hashbrowns, whole wheat toast . . . and one strawberry milkshake. Weirdo."

I think I gave her a 40% tip.
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Let me guess on the waitress, older black women, talked to you like you were an impatient child.

Yes, we had her for Saturday lunch, she got an extra tip. :)
 
IllegalArgument said:
Let me guess on the waitress, older black women, talked to you like you were an impatient child.

Yes, we had her for Saturday lunch, she got an extra tip. :)
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No this was a sassy older white woman named Jan working the counter beat. She rocked!!
 
Yeah, we had that cool black waitress too. She informed me that my food was hot. "You too", said I.
 
mrund said:
Yeah, we had that cool black waitress too. She informed me that my food was hot. "You too", said I.
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her opening gambitvto ke was "where did you come from!?!" Followed by her telling me exactly what I would order.

Mind you, she didn't compare with the woman who, moments later, told us "You only get one chance with Jesus, I will pray for you".
 
IllegalArgument said:
Let me guess on the waitress, older black women, talked to you like you were an impatient child.

Yes, we had her for Saturday lunch, she got an extra tip. :)
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Xenzabar and I had her for breakfast on Friday. I forget what I ordered, but he ordered almost the same thing, only a smaller portion. She kept hounding him - "Are you sure? Is that all you're going to eat"?
 
After exiting the freeway heading north on N. University...

GPS unit: When possible, make a legal u-turn.

After much difficulty, get turned around heading the other direction.

GPS unit: When possible, make a legal u-turn.

We were going the correct direction the first time, but the damned GPS just had to mess with us.
 
Andronicus said:
"If I saw that Lancaster guy walking down the street I would assume he's nearly homeless and doesn't know quite what is going on. But he gave an absolute amazing speech!"
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RSLancastr said:
My mom was there?
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Would your mom actually admit you gave a great speech?

(PS - I met you for about two seconds on Sunday and told you then, but let me repeat it, you gave a great presentation.)
 
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Andronicus said:
"You folks are from that meeting next door aren't you. We had some people from over there here yesterday. There was a small guy with a white beard doing tricks. He was pretty good." - Semi-snarky waitress at Denny's Sunday morning. (Chillzero, Jmercer, and Library Lady will verify.)
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Yes, Randi, two new JREF members and I had a late lunch there. Randi did a trick for one waitperson, and she the went and brought all the other waitstaff to watch as he did a couple more.

Calling Randi "pretty good" is an insult! ;)
 
"Let's all have a laugh at those miserable slobs who wanted to come but couldn't make it. Ha, ha. Poor b@$+@rds."

Okay, maybe nobody said it (at least not while sober), but it's a good bet that someone was thinking it.
 
"did you notice that Elaine and I are wearing the SAME sandals? And we bought them at the SAME store?"

really really woo. Everyone had to hear that from us about...4 or 5 times.
 
Desktop Icon said:
After exiting the freeway heading north on N. University...

GPS unit: When possible, make a legal u-turn.

After much difficulty, get turned around heading the other direction.

GPS unit: When possible, make a legal u-turn.

We were going the correct direction the first time, but the damned GPS just had to mess with us.
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:big:
too funny!
 
Desktop Icon said:
After exiting the freeway heading north on N. University...

GPS unit: When possible, make a legal u-turn.

After much difficulty, get turned around heading the other direction.

GPS unit: When possible, make a legal u-turn.

We were going the correct direction the first time, but the damned GPS just had to mess with us.
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did you throw the b***h out the window? I borrowed Hal's GPS when I went to Boston. It made me cry.

Two words....ROAD MAPS!
 
elaine said:
did you throw the b***h out the window? I borrowed Hal'sGPS when I went to Boston. It made me cry.

Two words....ROAD MAPS!
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Any time you have the name HAL and a talking computer-type thing it can only end in tears
 
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