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What About Norway?

You got an edumacation in something, probably not that hard. Unemployment is at an all-time low, and more and more of the bigger companies would like people well versed in English (some companies even use English as their internal business language, although admittedly not that well).

You're on the list.

Watch out!!!

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(some companies even use English as their internal business language, although admittedly not that well).
When I worked in Norway, I was often asked to proof-read English papers. Nary an error did I find- it was much better written than the work of Canadian university students who had English as their first language.
 
When I worked in Norway, I was often asked to proof-read English papers. Nary an error did I find- it was much better written than the work of Canadian university students who had English as their first language.

OK, we're getting fairly good in writing... But there was recently an article about how Norwegian companies trying to cut it in the international market often lost contracts, because while they're pretty decent in formal, written language, they're usually no good in informal, spoken language. So they weren't able to develop a more personal type of business relationship to whoever they were trying to sell their services to, sometimes even insulting their proscetive partners (or whatnot) by using phrases that would be fine in Norwegian, but less so in English.
 
Don't trolls come from Norway? :D

I've often found that many foringers sound OK when speaking English
but trip up a bit when they have to write. I often end up having to proof
read and correct stuff that my cow-orkers have tried to write in English.

Everyone should speak English!
 
Don't trolls come from Norway? :D

Well, the kind that turns into stone if hit by too much daylight, yes.

Though to be sure, most internet forum trolls are likely to be 14-30 year old geeks sitting in their dark room/basement all day, shunning the sun whenever possible... So they might indeed be decendants from the original trolls!:eek:
 
Here-a, let me-a ixpleeen. Bork bork bork! 83% ooff zee pupooleshun ere-a members ooff zee stete-a choorch, vheele-a 70% ooff zee pupooleshun ere-a ezeeeests. Um gesh dee bork, bork! In oozeer vurds, 153% ooff zee pupooleshun. Fectur in oozeer nun-Chreestiun releegiuns und Chreestiun gruoops nut effffeelieted veet zee stete-a choorch, und zee pupooleshun ooff Nurvey is eruoond 170% ooff itselff.

Norway/Sweden you guys are all the muppet chef to me. Bork bork bork!
 
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Norway/Sweden you guys are all the muppet chef to me. Bork bork bork!

I think you just made the BIG mistake of calling a Norwegian a Swede.

This is on par with calling a Belgian, Dutch (and vice versa) or calling an Austrian, German (and vice versa).

I suggest not going there on holiday for a while.
 
I theenk yuoo joost mede-a zee BIG meesteke-a ooff celleeng a Nurvegeeun a Svede-a.

Thees is oon per veet celleeng a Belgeeun, Dootch (und feece-a fersa) oor celleeng un Oostreeun, Germun (und feece-a fersa).

I sooggest nut gueeng zeere-a oon huleedey fur a vheele

Oh yeah, do you think I'm going North to 22 hours of darkness instead of my vacation to DisneyWorld USA?

One of you three (Sweden, Finland, Denmark) rascals is OK with us. Which one didn't surrender to Germany and wait for my uncles to bail your ass out?
 
Oh yeah, do you think I'm going North to 22 hours of darkness instead of my vacation to DisneyWorld USA?

One of you three (Sweden, Finland, Denmark) rascals is OK with us. Which one didn't surrender to Germany and wait for my uncles to bail your ass out?

I'm sorry, I forgot you couldn't see the tongue up my cheek (blasted internetz).
 
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Everyone should speak English!

As in British English, American English, Australian English? Or should we develop Scandinavian English?:boggled:

In Sweden, a majority is members in the until-recently-state-church. This is because you become a member when you're baptized. Most children are, as their parents, not to mention grandparents, see it as a traditional naming ceremony. Most Swedes would say they're christians if asked, as well. But, they hasten to add, they don't really believe in all that Bible stuff, just that there have to be Something Holy.
 
Oh yeah, do you think I'm going North to 22 hours of darkness instead of my vacation to DisneyWorld USA?

One of you three (Sweden, Finland, Denmark) rascals is OK with us. Which one didn't surrender to Germany and wait for my uncles to bail your ass out?
Neither Sweden nor Finland surrendered to Germany. Sweden stayed out of it, and Finland's war was all about the Russians/Soviets.
 
NSvedee steyed oooot ooff it, und Feenlund's ver ves ell ebuoot zee Roosseeuns/Sufeeets. Um gesh dee bork, bork!Neeezeer Svedee nur Feenlund soorrendered tu Germuny. Bork bork bork!

Thanks. I'd hate to say if it wasn't for the good old USA you would be speaking German when in fact one might be speaking Russian instead :D
 
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Norway/Sweden you guys are all the muppet chef to me. Bork bork bork!

Now now... The Norwegians gets very offended at being called Swedes! Us Swedes also gets offended at being called Norwegians, but only on the surface. Deep down inside we are jealous as hell at our "little brother" getting better than us in everything :( ;)
 
Thanks. I'd hate to say if it wasn't for the good old USA you would be speaking German when in fact one might be speaking Russian instead

Actually, I wouldn't be- it wasn't the Americans who liberated the parts of Europe where my ancestors and relatives were.

You -do- realize that other countries were involved, don't you?

Even if the Americans did win the war single-handedly (as so many internet trolls claim), the idea that conquerers would sweep away the native languages of their new territory is laughable. Quebecers still speak French, despite Louis giving away the territory as "a few acres of snow", and languages such as Cree, Ojibway, and Shuswap can still be heard.

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Technically, Norway didn't either. Technically.
I didn't mention Norway, since it wasn't one of the three that Senex specified.
 
Thanks. I'd hate to say if it wasn't for the good old USA you would be speaking German when in fact one might be speaking Russian instead :D

Well, I do speak German. A lot of Scandinavians do. And my uncle is fluent in Russian.
 

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