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Guess who God hates now!

Abdul Alhazred

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Pastor Fred Phelps, the funeral picketer of God Hates Fags notoriety, who also brought you:

God Hates America
God Hates Sweden
God Hates Canada
God Hates Ireland


Now brings us a new page of hate:
God Hates Mexico

As usual, it all comes down to fags.

Sodomite Mexico is fast reverting to the vile Satanic ways of the filthy fagot Inca and Aztec empires, which were obliterated by God Almighty because of their sins: Mexico - Land of the Sodomite Damned. Ezekiel 16:3 And say, Thus saith the Lord GOD unto Jerusalem; Thy birth and thy nativity is of the land of Canaan; thy father was an Amorite, and thy mother an Hittite.Mexico is even in a worse state than Doomed america is; at least america has the prophets of God (though they be a small remnant). Mexico doesn't have even that one lone voice crying in the wilderness. Mark 1:3 The voice of one crying in the wilderness, Prepare ye the way of the Lord, make his paths straight.


Retribution

Against God Almighty's solemn warning, Mexico flipped off God by holding a fag pride parade on June 30, 2007 in Mexico City's La Zona Rosa (Pink Zone). In retaliation to Mexico's trespass, God sent Hurricane Dean, killing many proud sinners. Our message to Mexico is a simple one: God is not mocked; God hates fags and fag-enablers. Ergo, God hates Mexico, and her irreversible destruction is near. Mexico has institutionalized fag filth, thereby incurring God's wrath. Mexico is a nation that condones, enables, and supports sin so grievous and obnoxious that God Himself calls it an abomination and says that those who engage in it are worthy of death (Leviticus 18:22 and Romans 1:32). You don't need to wonder why Mexico has such an awful state of affairs; they have never been right with God and their cup is nearly full. That is why there are so many illegal Mexican immigrants in Doomed america: God had pity on america and made it a super power. God has not yet brought america all the way down to the ground. When that happens, there will be no use for border patrol.
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The irony, according to the Bible, God doesn't hate anyone. Perhaps Phelps better go back and read it again, he seems to have missed some parts out....

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16"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. 17For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him.
John 3:16-17 (New International Version)

But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us.
Romans 5:8 (New International Version)

The Lord is not slow in keeping his promise, as some understand slowness. He is patient with you, not wanting anyone to perish, but everyone to come to repentance.
2 Peter 3:9 (New International Version)
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If you run a seach on the word hate in the Bible you'll find very quickly that God hates what people do, not the people themselves. Oh well, I guess Fred is going to be in for a nasty surprise when he learns he's been wrong all these years...

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The second is this: 'Love your neighbor as yourself.' There is no commandment greater than these."
Mark 12:31 (New International Version)

'Do not hate your brother in your heart. Rebuke your neighbor frankly so you will not share in his guilt.
Leviticus 19:17 (New International Version)

21"You have heard that it was said to the people long ago, 'Do not murder, and anyone who murders will be subject to judgment.' 22But I tell you that anyone who is angry with his brother will be subject to judgment.
Matthew 5:21-22 (New International Version)

For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.
Matthew 7:2 (New International Version)

43"You have heard that it was said, 'Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.' 44But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, 45that you may be sons of your Father in heaven. He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous. 46If you love those who love you, what reward will you get? Are not even the tax collectors doing that? 47And if you greet only your brothers, what are you doing more than others? Do not even pagans do that? 48Be perfect, therefore, as your heavenly Father is perfect.
Matthew 5:43-47 (New International Version)
 
There is just no way this man isn't a raging homosexual.
 
Mexico - Land of the Sodomite Damned

Yeah, I've seen that poster in the window of the travel agency.
 
Roadtoad said:
Self hate would explain a lot, but I don't think he's gay. I simply think he's cowardly.
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I'm just making that judgment based on the tendency of the vocal homophobes to eventually be caught in "inappropriate behavior" with another man.
 
PhantomWolf said:
If you run a search on the word hate in the Bible you'll find very quickly that God hates what people do, not the people themselves.
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So when God says "He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD. A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD" (Deuteronomy 23:1-2) God doesn't actually hate those people, He just doesn't want them anywhere near His congregation. Sounds like a rather poor distinction to me.
 
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Foster Zygote said:
Mexico - Land of the Sodomite Damned

Yeah, I've seen that poster in the window of the travel agency.
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A time machine back to Lot's house, "Where you can go outside and be taken against your will by dozens of horny men" would probably have quite a line.
 
Dang, can't hotlink to churchsigngenerator.com anymore. :(
 
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PhantomWolf said:
The irony, according to the Bible, God doesn't hate anyone. Perhaps Phelps better go back and read it again, he seems to have missed some parts out....
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Or, if he's in a hurry or is just being lazy, he could enjoy a good family movie, Disney's "Polyanna". Polyanna surely knew what to do about fire breathing preachers.
 
Abdul Alhazred said:
That rule actually makes good sense in the historical context of a popular rival religion having a eunuch priesthood.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attis
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I'm not sure why you say it makes good sense. If a priest from another religion wanted to convert to your religion, then this rule prevents it. [aside] of course, if I cut off my yoo-hoo for a religion there is absolutely nothing that would ever make me say, "I'm leaving this religion." [/aside]

Also, the rule prevents people born that way and people injured in battle from ever going to church
 
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Beerina said:
Dang, can't hotlink to churchsigngenerator.com anymore. :(
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churchsign.jpg

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PhantomWolf said:
If you run a seach on the word hate in the Bible you'll find very quickly that God hates what people do, not the people themselves. Oh well, I guess Fred is going to be in for a nasty surprise when he learns he's been wrong all these years...
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That's one of the things wrong with atheism - it would be so nice to think there was a hell waiting for people like this.

tsg said:
There is just no way this man isn't a raging homosexual.
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...though deeply, deeply closeted...
 
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