Pat Robertson Predicts!!!!!

[JFrankA]

It's a new year and you know what that means!!!

The leader of the 700 club has made his yearly phone call to god and came up with these predictions!!!!

http://www.dailypress.com/news/local/virginia/dp-va--robertson-predict0102jan02,0,5845621.story


You know, I talk to god too. Here's the things god told me this morning when I read this article.

1. Pat Robertson will beg for money on television this year.

2. Pat Robertson will be wrong but he'll have some kind of lame excuse for it.

3. Pat Robertson is a d***** bag.

God had to clarify there, stating it's his opinion and not a prediction, but he said it's okay for me to quote him.

Anyone else has any predictions god told them???

 

[Foster Zygote]

"The Lord was saying that there's going to be violence and chaos in the world," Robertson said on his "700 Club" news-and-talk show.

No ****, Sherlock.

 

[Nogbad]

Robertson also noted that one especially horrible prediction he made last year--that a terrorist act, possibly involving a nuclear weapon, would result in a mass killing in the United States--did not come to pass.

"All I can think is that somehow the people of God prayed and God in his mercy spared us," Robertson said.


It's a win win Praise the Lord!

 

[shadron]

"Robertson predicts violence, recession, more evangelism in 2008"

Couldn't be a connection there, could it?

 

[PAC]

Thanks for the heads-up. My fundie relatives don't know what their opinion of anything is until they have listened to Pat Robertson. Now I know what I'll hear this weekend from them. Since they are doom and gloom praying for the end of times to come they will love his predictions.

 

[Kopji]

"The Lord was saying that there's going to be violence and chaos in the world," Robertson said on his "700 Club" news-and-talk show.

Well, most of it is being done in his name...

 

[DARK LORD XENU]

Heres a prediction for you all, this Pat Robertson looking like a foolish sheepish idiot for more failed predictions!

 

[Beerina]

He did make the mistake of laying some numbers on things like $150 a barrel oil.

 

[This Guy]

From the link -

"He added that there will be a major stock-market crash in 2009 or 2010."

Guess god isn't seeing as clearly as he used to. Can't seem to decide when the crash will come.


You know, I think these pastor predictions are proof there is no god. If there was one, I think he'd do some smiting on these folks that make false predictions in his name.

 

[Magic 9-Ball]

"He added that there will be a major stock-market crash in 2009 or 2010."

Guess god isn't seeing as clearly as he used to. Can't seem to decide when the crash will come.

I wonder why god uses the Julian calendar? Especially since they got rid of god's favorite month, Intercalaris.

 

[bokonon]

Robertson also noted that one especially horrible prediction he made last year--that a terrorist act, possibly involving a nuclear weapon, would result in a mass killing in the United States--did not come to pass.

"All I can think is that somehow the people of God prayed and God in his mercy spared us," Robertson said.

Fact is, FSM simply decreed "Oh, hell no!" No praying required.