"It's a very difficult thing to describe because, you know, there are so many variables involved and too many unanswered questions to make a definitive statement that illustrates exactly what my hypothesis is but you can rest assured I DO have one and it is not the one you people here have since you have obviously been the victims of lies by your administration and other evil-doers who are all complicit in these acts of deceit which in turn help to muddy the water about my SPECIFIC hypothesis which makes SO much more sense than the ridiculous findings of NIST and the rest of the "patsy's" who are like sheep and will believe anything they're told even though I, and I alone, know the REAL truth and will gladly pronounce it to the world when I am confidant that those who listen will be able to comprehend it as easily as I have described it here in one, succinct sentence."
