Xenu truly is not such a bad guy

[DARK LORD XENU]

I started this new thread to explain that no matter what you may or may not hear about Xenu Im not such a bad guy mean sure I had to do things that no intelligent being should have to and they will haunt me forever but for a start it wasn't me who did "incident 2" it was my brother Xemu who was L Ron Hubbards past life and just didn't want to admit to what he had done even to himself and all this time the CO$ has been using my story my name and my likeness for their own gain never even offering to kick over any royalties to me even though they know I'm right here on Earth now and these thetans they speak of can any one here say paranoid delusional fantasy?! Honestly mean come on now does it make sense that dead alien souls just hang around clinging to humans trust me they would either go into the light or they would reincarnate which would make a hell of a lot more sense than them sticking around annoying people.

 

[ravdin]

Whatever you've been huffing lately... put it down, back away slowly, step outside and get some fresh air.

 

[DARK LORD XENU]

Whatever you've been huffing lately... put it down, back away slowly, step outside and get some fresh air.[/QUOT]

WHO SAYS I NEED TO HUFF ON ANYTHING BUT THANKS FOR THE POST

 

[The_Fire]

Whatever you've been huffing lately... put it down, back away slowly, step outside and get some fresh air.[/QUOT]

WHO SAYS I NEED TO HUFF ON ANYTHING BUT THANKS FOR THE POST

If you are not huffing something, you seriously need to talk to a shrink about some medication. And after that, someone who can teach you punctuation and sentence structure.

 

[Damien Evans]

I hope you're pulling our collective legs, because otherwise you need help

 

[DARK LORD XENU]

obviously no one on this forum knows when some one is only joking!
in fact instead of getting on my back about huffing stuff, sentence structure and puncuation why not try having a laugh when someone is just trying to be funny and poke fun at scientology.

 

[sinclairmcevoy]

Oh! Nooooowwww I get it! Ha ha ha!
I have been reading up on Scientology today as a matter of fact, it's pretty entertaining stuff, as long as you don't believe it. You don't believe it, do you?

 

[hubbub2]

 

[Tanstaafl]

obviously no one on this forum knows when some one is only joking!
in fact instead of getting on my back about huffing stuff, sentence structure and puncuation why not try having a laugh when someone is just trying to be funny and poke fun at scientology.

I think most of us suspected that you were joking, but remember that we read posts like this frequently from people who are absolutely serious.

It is really, really hard to tell the difference.

By the way, good sentence structure and punctuation greatly improves the chances of people understanding your intent.

 

[DARK LORD XENU]

Well I'm really glad to know that at you people understand I was joking and no I do not believe in scientology altough the last few days I have been thinking of writing a book of xenu just to ruffle a few scientologist feathers.
That would be interesting!
Also I know grammer and all that is not the greatest but I say as long as you do your best to spell words correct then to hell with grammer!

Also serious question lets say if I did write a book of xenu would any of you read it?

 

[ravdin]

If you have something interesting and original to say about Xenu, and you can offer a polished presentation, then yes, I would read your book.

 

[shadron]

Well I'm really glad to know that at you people understand I was joking and no I do not believe in scientology altough the last few days I have been thinking of writing a book of xenu just to ruffle a few scientologist feathers.
That would be interesting!
Also I know grammer and all that is not the greatest but I say as long as you do your best to spell words correct then to hell with grammer!

Also serious question lets say if I did write a book of xenu would any of you read it?

Ehhh, it's been done.

I have to take issue with your opinion of grammar, though. Sentence structure is there for a reason. Take this: "Also I know grammer and all that is not the greatest but I say as long as you do your best to spell words correct then to hell with grammer!" That could be taken as

"I know my grammar is not the greatest..."
"Grammar is not the greatest..."
"I know grammar and all, but it is not the greatest..."

Personally, I took it as: "I do know that my grammar isn't the greatest, but I say that as long as I do my best to spell correctly then grammar is not important." Understandable, if not correct factually.

 

[DARK LORD XENU]

If you have something interesting and original to say about Xenu, and you can offer a polished presentation, then yes, I would read your book.

well if I write it I will let you know and send you a copy even if you didn't like it!