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Jesus in an X-Ray...

Well, I mean, come on! It *must* be there! Someone wouldn't make something like that up, would they?
 
Oh, boy! Let's play Where's Jesus?

I think I see what they're spouting about. The bronchioli extending from the bronchus seem to form a crown of thorns. The clear area of the heart resembles a head.

This is unremarkable. I was taught that the lungs and heart evolved from jesus' head very early. :boggled:
 
Is that a horn coming out of his head?

Is that the evil jesus?

God help us!

(Figure I might as well call an imaginary friend to ward off the imaginary evil one;))
 
Jesus is under the couch... oh wait they are serious. Don't see it. I guess you have to have a personal relation with him to see him.
 
Nope! Sorry! Only another Pope sighting...

x-ray_pope.jpg

I sure wish he would get back to his 72 virgins and leave us on the mortal plane alone!!!
 
Even simpler. How do they know what jesus looks like. Nobody has ever seen him, or have I missed something.

If it is him, why does he alway look swedish (blonde hair etc). He's supposed to be from the middle east. Dark skinned, one eyebrow and a hairy back.
 
OT, but the phrase "Jesus in an X-ray" is now committed to my memory, for use the next time I need to do some cussin' and swearin' :D
 
Slimething said:
You missed it entirely! It's jesus and his evil twin trick or treating as a pair of lungs. ;)
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Re-explain your jesus to me...

The one I see is a skinny Jesus on a cross where the clavicle is the arms... but I think you guys are seeing a different jesus. Maybe it's Jesii (2 jesuses?) --a real miracle! Because I don't see Jesus in the lungs... nope... no Jesus there...

Look, I propose that if you see a Jesus, you tell me what which Jesus you see, so I can be in on the jokes.

Can you see my Jesus on a cross? (Maybe I'm my spiritually advanced than the rest of you, and you should all be begging MEfor insight). :p
 
Elizabeth I said:
WHY do they put stuff like this on the news?

WHY?

WHY?

WHY?
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That station usually has a nightly feature on something deadly that could kill your entire family NOW!... at least according to the commercials. They are like the National Enquirer with lots more hairspray.
 
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I hope they have a video-camera handy when Jesus bursts out of
the guy's chest like the "Alien". :eye-poppi
 
PBTree said:
Even simpler. How do they know what jesus looks like. Nobody has ever seen him, or have I missed something.

If it is him, why does he alway look swedish (blonde hair etc). He's supposed to be from the middle east. Dark skinned, one eyebrow and a hairy back.
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Apparently you were mistaken... he looks like an X-ray of a chest.
 
articulett said:
Re-explain your jesus to me...
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I'm just guessing and I'm not artistically talented but I think they're seeing the crown of thorns as the brachioli in the center of the x-ray. The bright spot caused by the heart would be the head and the subtle bumps caused by the diaphragm would be shoulders. Or something like that.

The one I see is a skinny Jesus on a cross where the clavicle is the arms... but I think you guys are seeing a different jesus. Maybe it's Jesii (2 jesuses?) --a real miracle! Because I don't see Jesus in the lungs... nope... no Jesus there...
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I don't see that jesus at all but I've partaken so I'm not in a state of grace right now. :p Seriously, jesus is in the eye of the beholder here. You have to make the sky farie out in your own mind so he could be anywhere.
 
For those having difficulty seeing the Messiah in the X-ray. I think
what they imagine looks like a bearded face is the area I have
outlined in white here. A cheeky-faced Son of God is looking at us
over his left shoulder:

xrayjesus.jpg
 
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