November 2007 Stundie Nominations

e^n said:
A self referential nomination!
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Priceless. And yet another glowing testament to the stunning lack of research skills that most twoofers possess.

Maybe someone should draw their attention to the thread in which "Teh 28th Annual Stundies" came to be:

http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?t=73947

And if someone is feeling particularly generous, one might even draw their attention specifically to the following posts in said thread:

http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2310368&postcount=27
http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2311072&postcount=49
http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2311112&postcount=50
http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2311129&postcount=51
http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2334530&postcount=84
http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2482916&postcount=99
 
mynameis @ LCF weighs in on the debate of whether or not a fireball can travel downwards...

mynameis said:
Only under constant pressure of force, gravity wouldn't allow the fireball to travel down, only gravity would, but fire always travels up, not down. Liquid fuel in flames falling at any a rate the fire would travel upwards if falling if lit. Get lighter fluid and try it. (You might need a set of concrete stairs and a long lit stick).
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I don't know where he comes up with this stuff.
 
I dunno, I prefer the quotes in which a twoof shows ignorance of science or tech and makes ridiculous comments along the lines, "faster than free fall" and the perienial, "evidence, evidence, we don't need no stinkin' evidence".

Quotes that show the literal mindedness of the twoof, especially when allowing their emotions to rule how they read, is somehow less funny. IMHO of course.
 
Oh man, I've gotta sort all these out next month!

I love the self-referential noms, if only because they refer to me. :p
 
Doesn't qualify due to the date, but I had to point it out anyway. The last sentence is the cherry on top.

WallyC @ LCF:
I had to this speech a few weeks ago about President Washingtons Address. The speech i ahd 2 make was if I was on my last day of office and i was gonna write a farewell address during the modern times we live in. And i obviously wrote about the "War On terror" and what I said was its not because we are free that we were attacked but its other reasons. Like that little battle with Iran against the soviets. Even if i believe that 9/11 was an inside job mr edwards who is my english teacher woulds have tried to censor me. But while i was talknig about the war on terror people were laughing at me in the background and im guessing prolly cause they thought I was stup-id and what i was saying I was just pulling out of my ass. Its funny how todays young adults are educated.
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I....words.....can't explain.....

I dont remember well but, some Prostitute got some diseise from a sexual encounter from a goverment big wig, then she kept passing it on too all the men she slept with, and she wiped out a whole county? It was all a test for a virus the goverment was making and they covered up the whole incident. The prostitue dissapeared never to be seen again, and was only known by the name "swirls". I can remember the name of the conspiracy, I think it was "The Hore Chronicles" or something like that?
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I'm....honestly speechless....

From arsio2 here:
http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessage.php?board=214&topic=39268311
 
8den said:
that place needs some kind of subcategory.

Oh and an ability to read something and then let you send a virus that makes it impossible for the receiver to never be allowed procreate and have children, would be just dandy.
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A virus that can infect a machine then jump from machine to a biological being. Hmmm, I'll have to remember to ask the nut bars on BV if they've heard of such a thing.

I give it 50-50 that they have and that they believe it.
 
If you look at a banana, you will note that it has three grooves on one side and two grooves on the other. This makes it fit in a person's hand easier. Even its top is designed to be opened easily by human hand. One would not expect a banana to evolve into this shape to make it easier for a human to consume it. It is almost as if it were created that way.

How does evolution explain the soul?
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Same thread.
 
Undesired Walrus said:
Same thread.
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Also from that thread.

Evolution as a fact doesnt mean man came from apes. I mean if you put cheese out...eventually it grows mold. A catepillar turns into a butterfly. Things of course evolve. But that doesnt mean there wasnt some deliberate artistic creation in there
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CHEESE EVOLVES INTO MOLD!!! Film at eleven.

ETA: He exhibits exactly the level of scientific understanding I would expect from a creationist.

Steve S.
 
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At LCF, NK-44 figured it all out, and wrote a paper about it:

The basement and 22nd floor explosions were not part of a Controlled Demolition (if, then it would inideed make little sense), but part of a Secret Controlled Demolition.
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It's shaping up to be a Very Special Stundie month, inideed.
 
Presenting: The Very Special Stundies!

I'm not sure whether I'd be able to include the banana one. It's just repetition of 'that douche' on the TV (Kirk Cameron?).
 
It was brought down by controlled demolition! Except for the SECRET controlled demolition in other parts of the building, that was something else.
 
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