Why is homosexuality wrong?

[FSM]

The FSM gives, and the FSM, he takes away.

I would never ever take anything away from hc hot momma. We share everything. Even too-young-for-his-own-damned-good Norweigian Guitar Hero/Bond Villians... And also,

She, She takes away. I've chosen a female form to shove the whole Stepford Wife religious icon thing into a tailspin. Because, as the Blessed Blobby says:

What a cipher she is. She does nothing in the Bible besides hatch the Jesus egg; says 0, in every religious painting she never has any real expression except adoration or concern -- she's the original Stepford Wife; Walt Disney's "The Virgin Mary"; a barely-animated cartoon, yet she's idolized.

...

So 2000 years later our mary-luvin' xtians feel obliged to remind everyone who's enjoying sex that they really shouldn't be, especially gays -- "gay" = "happy" sex? -- whose masculine convections have the poor VM so confused she's taken to haunting grilled cheese sandwiches.

And another thing, where's that asshat tag for when someone goes off on another pointless anti-religious rant anyways? Sheesh! Ahh, never mind, what we really need now is a nice glow-in-the-dark ball gag, racing saddle, 1 lb. licorice and a time machine; to reset a few priorities. FSM, the FlyingSpaghettiMary, now there's an icon! (pretty hot screensaver, too.)

I like it! I like it. But it should be FlyingSpagettiMary. And instead of being seen in grilled cheese or on dirty buildings, she'll only be able to be seen in large vats of lubricant.

Particularly a SPECIAL kind of lubricant...

On a scale of 1 to 10, how evil was the lubricant?

Depends on the flavor.

It's Marquis flavored of course.

 

[JonnyFive]

It's Marquis flavored of course.

So on the 1 - 10 scale, that would be an evil value of approximately nine hojillion (one hojillion = 1 followed by a bazillion zeroes). Got it, I was just checking.

 

[bruto]

The flavoring issue brings up a little anecdote. A nephew of my wife's and his wife, sent us a little christmas present a couple of years ago in a recycled box. They are a pretty conventional couple, she's born and bred Catholic, and he converted when they had kids. I never found her very attractive or very lively for that matter. At the bottom of the box was an invoice she had forgotten to remove, for a "jack rabbit" vibrator, and an assortment of flavored concoctions called "nipple nibblers." Although I will never let on that she made that error, my respect for her has risen many fold!

 

[Lonewulf]

So on the 1 - 10 scale, that would be an evil value of approximately nine hojillion (one hojillion = 1 followed by a bazillion zeroes). Got it, I was just checking.

I take it that you go that information from a dream involving Tibetan monks?






(Just got around to watching Twin Peaks again. Great show.)

 

[Ian Osborne]

The flavoring issue brings up a little anecdote. A nephew of my wife's and his wife, sent us a little christmas present a couple of years ago in a recycled box. They are a pretty conventional couple, she's born and bred Catholic, and he converted when they had kids. I never found her very attractive or very lively for that matter. At the bottom of the box was an invoice she had forgotten to remove, for a "jack rabbit" vibrator, and an assortment of flavored concoctions called "nipple nibblers." Although I will never let on that she made that error, my respect for her has risen many fold!

Yes, it's the quiet ones you have to watch!

Well done for not letting on you saw that invoice - definitely the gentlemanly thing to do.

 

[XenonII]

OK, I'll take the pizza if you .

But please, once again, someone could bring a smile to the face of this smiley->?

Straight people are gay also!

They were before sodomites hijacked the word gay to describe their devilish choice of lifestyle!

 

[XenonII]

If God meant for us to eat pizza, we all would have been born in Italy.

It's evil. Not MEANT to happen.

So again, and I can't say this enough, you will all rot in hell.

Traditional European culture rules. I LOVE pizza!

 

[ponderingturtle]

Xenon, could you please give me your biblical basis for the idea that having more than one wife is sinful?

 

[XenonII]

There was a guy in Germany who said this about a lot of people, by the way he was also a christain, go figure.

Paul



Yes, just feel that loving and understanding feeling.

He was a Roman Catholic. The Catholic Cult is NOT Christian and it follows a doctrine of devils! The Pople is the anti-Christ and was a follower of that evil scum you metioned during his youth but he's "reformed" now...yeah right!

 

[XenonII]

Xenon, could you please give me your biblical basis for the idea that having more than one wife is sinful?

It's called adulturey and it's one of the 10 commandments. Thou Shalt NOT Commit Adulturey!!! The Bible definition of adulturey is not the watered down, secular, spit in the Lord's face definiton of adulturey either. The proper Biblical definition of adulturey is ANY pre-marital or extra-marital sexual activity! That includes the demon posessed homosexual lifestyle.

Now I call homosexuality "sexual activity" rather than sex. Why? Because queers do not engage in sex! Sex is an act performed by biological organisms in order to procreate offspring to further the species. This is not what "gays" do. What the homos do is take great pleasure in inserting their penises into each others rectums, and then spend the rest of their time indulging in a relentless propaganda campaign to try and brainwash the rest of us into believing that what they are doing is engaging in "sex".

Btw, I found Jesus for REAL and he was living inside my heart!

 

[Terry]

What is your basis for claiming that catholics aren't christians?

 

[ponderingturtle]

It's called adulturey and it's one of the 10 commandments. Thou Shalt NOT Commit Adulturey!

Wrong. Remember all those people with multiple wives and concubines after the 10 commandments? They where not shown to be in violation of them for that reason alone.

Biblical adultery is sleeping with someone else's wife anyway(well unless she is the wife of your late brother, then you are sinful if you don't screw her and get her knocked up)

 

[DoubtingStephen]

XenonII,

I have asked you this question twice already, perhaps the third time will be the charm and you will agree to reply to a known, practicing Ho Mo Sexual...

When you use a word, does it mean exactly what you say it does?

I ask this because the definition of homosexuality you have put forth several times is inconsistent with the definition of homosexuality that is used by people not afflicted with Fundamentalism.

 

[Correa Neto]

They were before sodomites hijacked the word gay to describe their devilish choice of lifestyle!

"They" were?
THEY were?
THEY were?

So, at last you came out of closet?

CONGRATS!

 

[Lonewulf]

He was a Roman Catholic. The Catholic Cult is NOT Christian it is the doctrine of devils! The Pople is the anti-Christ and was a follower of that evil scum you metioned during his youth but he's "reformed" now...yeah right!

Too obvious a parody.

 

[ponderingturtle]

Too obvious a parody.

No such thing. Sufficiently advanced woo is indistinguisable from parody.

Turtles Law.

 

[XenonII]

Since this thread was started I've continued to practice homosexuality but still haven't worked out what's wrong with it, however I promise that I'll keep at it and if I do find the answer I'll let you all know.

Take an AIDS test. That will give you the answer.

 

[DoubtingStephen]

Take an AIDS test. That will give you the answer.

I've been a homo for nearly 60 years, and I still test as HIV negative. Is your Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy such an ineffectual little twit that he can't give a 5'8" weakling AIDS?

You can see genuine homosexual photos at my new webcam page, I set it up so that you can look at photos of me while you do whatever you may choose to do in the privacy of your own home. It features all atheist homos all the time. Enjoy!

http://steverider.com/webcam.php

 

[Hokulele]

OK, between the Pope as Anti-Christ and AIDS comments, I am now convinced that XenonII isn't serious, he's just a send-up.

On the other hand, I am still enjoying this thread, mainly due to the efforts of FSM, DoubtingStephen and the like. So XenonII, welcome to auto-scroll, and I am off to Steve's webcam site for a bit. Cheers!

 

[XenonII]

XenonII,

I have asked you this question twice already, perhaps the third time will be the charm and you will agree to reply to a known, practicing Ho Mo Sexual...

When you use a word, does it mean exactly what you say it does?

I ask this because the definition of homosexuality you have put forth several times is inconsistent with the definition of homosexuality that is used by people not afflicted with Fundamentalism.

Homosexuality is a behavior. Homosexuality is not what someone is it's what someone does. They are not born that way, despite their protests to the contrary, and there is no evidence that homosexuality is genetic. It is racist for homosexuals to compare choosing to engage in a sexually immoral lifestyle with the skin color that you are born with. A moral wrong is not a civil right.