VOTE: September, 2007 Stundie Finals

[Gravy]

I realized that I never awarded the September award, or told everyone who the anonymous nominees and nominators were. Sorry about that. See what you get for allowing a non-democratically non-elected substitute dictator to do this? I'm not knocked out about the normal Stundie award announcement text, so I'll leave it at this:

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We are gathered here today to honor Terral, who, by proving that the Pentagon is 10 feet tall, has brought us great merriment and excessive head-scratching.

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Congratulations on your landslide victory, Terral, and thanks to JamesB for the nomination!

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The finalists/nominators

1) Aeronautics 101: You can't move a plane Lyte Trip/Brainache

2) When the inside jobbers tell us how they did it, they'll be screwed! fettforfreedom/Maccy

3) Which presents more danger to me: complaining on the internet, or civil war? Boris Epstein/Civilized Worm

4) We all know that a speeding airliner couldn't break a Pentagon window. JoshuaBair/Calcas

5) There are many signs of the use of nuclear weapons. These are not among them. Gypsy/NYCEMT86

6) A nomination in Dutch, with startling new evidence! Tristan_van_Oosten/Firestone

7) Just as all bread is pumpernickel bread... Disheartened/Dave Rogers

8) If you're going to have strong racial and ethnic prejudices, make sure your reasons are sound. MaGZ/tacodaemon

9) The neutrino bomb matrixcutter/Horatius

10) Rust-generating fake batteries + powerderized plane = trouble! Max Photon/Gravy

11) Avery for president! Really! PHARAOH1133/Digest

12) Burden of proof? Never needed it. DGM/DavidJames

13) Psychical evidence! AtomicSpaceGirl/Totovader

14) Isn't the U.S. military for attacking the U.S? Adam Kokesh, director of Iraq Veterans Against the War/Alferd Packer

15) Columns, schmolumns. Boris Epstein/Dave Rogers

16) Shipping molten steel to China by truck Roscoe/Disbelief

17) The Pentagon is 10 feet tall Terral/JamesB

18) The 30-year mortgage is suppressing the truth! Unknown (link dead)/Undesired Walrus

19) The impossible beard ihatecreditors/Gravy

20) Controlled demolition: the chant Galileo/JamesB
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[qarnos]

I realized that I never awarded the September award, or told everyone who the anonymous nominees and nominators were. Sorry about that. See what you get for allowing a non-democratically non-elected substitute dictator to do this?

Some fearless tyrant, obnoxious, pretentious, petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak, vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleansing, misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully of a non-democratically non-elected substitute dictator you are.

<--- Smiley for the sarcasm impaired.
<--- Another smiley for the sarcastic-sarcasm impaired.
<--- OK, I give up. No more beer for me. (I don't really mean that.)

Yes, I stole most of that from The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins. Chapter 2, page 31.