Puppycow
Penultimate Amazing
God Bless the USA!
God Bless the USA!![]()
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Given that letter and the first line of the one below it, their readership area must be a scary place.
Hmm. Not sure what the second one goes on to say, but it does look a little ominous. (Until all the fish are gone? Somehow I doubt that's fishermen would really want. Maybe it was meant sarcastically.)
ETA: Spoof eh? Should have read further. This one may be a spoof but I can assure you that this sort of sentiment is all too common in my experience.
Yeah, Snopes said much the same thing. It might as well have been real, I guess, for all of the people who really do have these opinions.
Given that letter and the first line of the one below it, their readership area must be a scary place.
I had what started out as a friendly conversation with a woman while I was waiting to pay for a set of guitar strings in a music shop near Bob Jones University. It was pretty casual, centering around how long we'd lived in the area for the most part. Then she asked "What church do you go to?".
I answered "I don't".
"Why not?"
"Well I'm an atheist."
Her expression hardened rather suddenly and, taking her merchandise, she said "You people should all be locked up" and left. I was stunned. After I paid for the strings the lady behind the counter said "Well I'm a Baptist and I think what she just said to you was appalling. I think you are a nice young man and you are welcome back here anytime". I thanked her for her kind words and assured her that I would gladly return with my business in the future.
I had what started out as a friendly conversation with a woman while I was waiting to pay for a set of guitar strings in a music shop near Bob Jones University. It was pretty casual, centering around how long we'd lived in the area for the most part. Then she asked "What church do you go to?".
I answered "I don't".
"Why not?"
"Well I'm an atheist."
Her expression hardened rather suddenly and, taking her merchandise, she said "You people should all be locked up" and left. I was stunned. After I paid for the strings the lady behind the counter said "Well I'm a Baptist and I think what she just said to you was appalling. I think you are a nice young man and you are welcome back here anytime". I thanked her for her kind words and assured her that I would gladly return with my business in the future.
You're sure he wasn't just playing hard to get?More than ten years ago I met a man from USA being in Sweden for a shorter period to work. That was my first, and so far only, meeting with a real fundamental Christian nut, creationist, bigotted, intolerant idiot. I seriously believed he was mentally ill. He talked about evolution being a conspiracy, dinosaur bones being planted, me celebrating death and evilness becuase of my tattoo depicting a bird skeleton, him being saved by god to a new moral and rigtheous life while he got drunk and tried to get my friend into bed (he was married), and how he personally would enjoy putting all lesbians and gays on a boat and exile them from America... and so on, and so on... Sure I had met religious nuts and gay-bashing idiots before, but I had not run into quite this combination of fundamental Christianity, hatemonger and total ignorance before.
You're sure he wasn't just playing hard to get?
No. I'm sure it wouldn't. It would never, never, never, never happen in the United Kingdom. Never.Yikes.. pretty mean of her.
That would never happen here in the UK.
Just like no one in the UK could ever be really appallingly bad at humor. Never, never, never.I can see why Americans can get p****d off with religion.
Next time garrote the b**ch with the E string.