We shouldn't have to use special language to avoid hurting feelings on a skeptics forum... and it does get tiresome that every time any creationist abuse is mentioned the "you can't say religion IS child abuse" people derail the thread, ignore the OP and demonize those who bring religion's abuses to the table for discussion.
Okay, guilty, let me see if I can help get it back on track.
I do think the push to legitimize creation science is a valid concern right now. As I may have stated elsewhere on the board, it's what's bringing me out of the closet as an atheist, after decades of being content to let my private beliefs remain private.
I'll never forget one day, twenty years ago, when I got a ride from one of my co-workers to pick up my car at the shop. She was Vietnamese, and had formerly been one of the boat people. Maybe a church had sponsored her entry into the United States, I don't know. Her four-year-old son was in the car with us, looking at a children's book. I started looking at the book too, and saw that it told the story of Noah's Ark. What surprised me was one picture, with the water starting to rise, which depicted a concerned-looking Tyrannosaurus flailing about as the Ark floated out of reach.
I said, "You know, I don't think humans and dinosaurs lived at the same time." She shot me a severe look, and snapped, "Yes they did." I let the matter drop, not because I was afraid she'd put me out by the side of the road, but because I didn't believe in the story of Noah's Ark to begin with, and saw no point in having that conversation. Believing that myth didn't prevent her from writing computer programs that worked.
I do think it's important to push science, to emphasize the mountains of evidence supporting the theory of evolution, to teach critical thinking, and to make sure that religious dogma can only be taught as fact inside homes and religious institutions. I didn't stay in touch, so I don't know what her son is doing now, but it wouldn't surprise me to learn that he's productively employed in spite of his indoctrination.
Most people, even fundamentalists who believe in creationism, can still manage to think rationally outside the box of their religious beliefs. While it's true we probably won't see an atheist elected President any time soon (unless he or she is a stealth atheist, who waits until the second term to drop the pretense), I don't feel particularly persecuted in this society.
By all means, let's continue to discover and disseminate the truths that will debunk creationism. That's a worthwhile goal, and achievable. Trying to eliminate fundamentalism itself strikes me as foolish tilting at windmills.
P.S. The OP was concerned about a parody site, so ignoring those concerns is understandable. While the parody may touch on real matters of concern, we need to focus on the real matters rather than exaggeration for the sake of humor.