[Merged]Fossett Disappears With Nuke

I had a problem with batcrapcrazies once. They were all over the attic space in the old barn out back. Used an education & elucidation bomb to get rid of them.
 
Travis said:
I had a problem with batcrapcrazies once. They were all over the attic space in the old barn out back. Used an education & elucidation bomb to get rid of them.
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E&E bombs do them in every time. Even though they're too batcrapcrazy to acknowledge their own demise. ;)
 
LashL said:
E&E bombs do them in every time. Even though they're too batcrapcrazy to acknowledge their own demise. ;)
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Yes, the batcrapcrazies do not know that they are batcrapcrazies. Complete obliviousness is their opiate.
 
So, what in the name of Ed do these people think Fossett is doing with a nuke? I'm trying to follow their train of thought and it seems to be that they think one of the bombs disappeared from that flight last week? I'm not sure.

I guess Fossett's going to give his friend Branson a nuclear bomb, and Branson will put it on one of his VA planes, and use it as a Dr. Evil threat to take over the world?

(Methinks it's time to get out and head down to the pub for brunch. The Rugby crazies are less harmful to my mental health than scrolling through their weird conspiradroid sites.)
 
Travis said:
Yes, the batcrapcrazies do not know that they are batcrapcrazies. Complete obliviousness is their opiate.
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[Paraphrasing from Sixth Sense]

I see batcrapcrazies. They walk around just like everyone else. They don't even know they're batcrapcrazy.

[/paraphrasing from Sixth Sense]
 
He got shot down over Area 51, its true.

I read it on teh interwebs.
 
Foolmewunz said:
I guess Fossett's going to give his friend Branson a nuclear bomb, and Branson will put it on one of his VA planes, and use it as a Dr. Evil threat to take over the world?
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Nah, he's going to a con as his favourite character from Snow Crash.

Dmitri "Raven" Ravinoff
An Aleut native who works as a mercenary. His preferred weapons are glass knives — undetectable by security systems and reputed to be molecule-thin at the edges — and glass-tipped throwing spears. He travels on a motorcycle whose sidecar has been replaced with a hydrogen bomb that will automatically detonate if his brain ceases to emit electrical impulses. Raven has the phrase "POOR IMPULSE CONTROL" tattooed on his forehead, a sign of being arrested for some violent crime at least once in his life. His stated goal in life is to "nuke America." The combination of his fighting ability, conscienceless killing, and personal nuclear umbrella prompt Stephenson to refer to Raven in his introduction (and Hiro to observe later on) as "the baddest mother****er in the world."
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Foolmewunz said:
http://z10.invisionfree.com/Loose_Change_Forum/index.php?showtopic=15273

Well, LCF has got the troops on the case!




The OP in that thread links to this dotcom, and I get only a Snoop song and a message from MSIE that the IP has been banned. Not closed, moved, currently unavailable, etc..... What does one do to get banned by IE?

http://www.godlikeproductions.com/
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It means that GLP has banned your IP. They do that sort of thing a lot, being a forum that caters to the most guanophrenic woowoos on the 'net.

Sometimes they ban entire IP ranges. If you have a static IP and haven't been there before, that's most likely what happened. Someone with an IP near yours got the admin P.O.ed and they banned a range around it. If you have a dynamic IP, disconnecting and reconnecting to get a new one will probably get you in- if they haven't banned your ISP's entire netblock.
 
Steve Fossett disappears in the desert.

Dian Fossey disappears in the mist with her gorillas.

Ray Fosse disappears in a cloud of dust at home plate after Pete Rose rams into him.

None of them flossed.

Coincidence? Not, methinks.
 
ConspiRaider said:
Steve Fossett disappears in the desert.

Dian Fossey disappears in the mist with her gorillas.

Ray Fosse disappears in a cloud of dust at home plate after Pete Rose rams into him.

None of them flossed.

Coincidence? Not, methinks.
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Bob Fosse disappeared with Jazz Hands!
 
I liked the one with Hillary ordering the whole thing as a secret rescue mission for a Democratic fundraiser!
 
Travis said:
I liked the one with Hillary ordering the whole thing as a secret rescue mission for a Democratic fundraiser!
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Actually, that thread is funnier than half the stuff in our own Humor section. I think we should just ask them to move it over here for us. They (and we all know who "they" are) really are like Mel's character in Conspiracy... sorting through newspapers and magazines for things that point to the Illuminati, NWO, ebil gubmint, and whatnot.

Any frakkin' accident or misdeed on the entire frakkin' planet has the nutbars lining up and doing the Electric Slide shuffle down to the nearest web conspiradroid site to get their little sidebar conspiracy it's five minutes.

(I'm waiting for this one to merit the claim that it's all due to fluoridization of the water, or maybe because we didn't put underwear on cows.)
 
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