Stundie Finals for August - Vote Now!

[Loss Leader]

I was all set to vote for Alex - a "leader" of the movement who clearly doesn't know a damn thing about a damn thing. But then look-up stole it at the last second. The tv show Heroes is trying to communicate with the truth movement. Good lord. I mean, I love indestructable cheerleaders as much as the next guy but IT'S JUST A SHOW!

You should really just relax

 

[Elizabeth I]

Best. Lolcat. Ever.

It's good, but not the BEST:

 

[LashL]

I, for one, welcome our new "Usurper of the Democratically Elected Tyrant" Overlord. The opening cartoon and its extra spiffy colour did it for me.

(insert "all hail our new overlord" smiley here)

 

[defaultdotxbe]

(insert "all hail our new overlord" smiley here)

this will have to do

 

[LashL]

this will have to do

[qimg]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v190/defaultdotxbe/SimpsonsHailAnts.jpg[/qimg]

That works.

(Although I'm sure I've seen a smiley that shows a bunch of happyfaces bowing down in unison to a big kahuna happyface. Next time I stumble across it, I'll save it.)

 

[Mobyseven]

Hey, watch it all of you. I'm still the Democratically Elected Tyrant around here, I'm just on a diplomatic cultural affairs mission at the moment.

In case you hadn't noticed, I am the President of Covert Operations for NWO as well as this job! Life ain't easy, ya know.

 

[LashL]

Hey, watch it all of you. I'm still the Democratically Elected Tyrant around here, I'm just on a diplomatic cultural affairs mission at the moment.

In case you hadn't noticed, I am the President of Covert Operations for NWO as well as this job! Life ain't easy, ya know.

Pfft. Out of sight, out of mind. In the meantime, leave this one to the new overlord, would ya'? Sheesh. And besides, qarnos has that full colour comic strip intro happening...

(all hail qarnos...all hail qarnos...all hail qarnos... hey, I've finally managed to type it with a Q instead of a G and have finally managed not to insert a redundant "u", so I'm running with it. )

 

[tsig]

Hey, watch it all of you. I'm still the Democratically Elected Tyrant around here, I'm just on a diplomatic cultural affairs mission at the moment.

In case you hadn't noticed, I am the President of Covert Operations for NWO as well as this job! Life ain't easy, ya know.

Being presidnt of crt means we do not knw you exiat.

 

[Firestone]

Alex Jones, of course!

Not only because of the great selected quote.
He deserves it because many of the other quotes that have graced teh Stundie threads can be attributed to his influence on CT'st.

And he deserves it as a tribute to his courage yesterday, facing the evil, ruthless, merciless and cruel NWO-mercenaries, armed just with a bullhorn and the support of 20thousands of valiant fighters for Truth.

 

[Travis]

I was all set to vote for Alex - a "leader" of the movement who clearly doesn't know a damn thing about a damn thing. But then look-up stole it at the last second. The tv show Heroes is trying to communicate with the truth movement. Good lord. I mean, I love indestructable cheerleaders as much as the next guy but IT'S JUST A SHOW!

Really hot indestructible cheerleaders.

 

[Travis]

I had to vote for Lookup, because thinking the TV is trying to communicate with you is just so pathetically conspiracy theory paranoid.


I mean more so than usual, even.

 

[kimota]

As much as I'm entertained by the thought of Galileo being locked up for bullhorning "The Earth is round, not flat! The Earth is round, not flat!", I have to go with look-up. I just wonder how they can tell the difference between messages intended for them and subliminal manipulation propaganda.

 

[Cuddles]

Pfft. Out of sight, out of mind.

I think "Out of mind, out of sight" would be more appropriate for the Stundies.

I had to vote for the coffee. You can be as nutty as you like about TVs talking to you and the Moon, but seriously, coffee?

 

[afinemadness]

So let's see we have 2 that think TV shows are talking to them. We have AJ and his "interesting" take on history. We have Gandhi being the leader of the movement. Damn my head hurts. I have not been here long but I have to believe this might be the biggest collection of total woo ever presented.

 

[maccy]

So let's see we have 2 that think TV shows are talking to them. We have AJ and his "interesting" take on history. We have Gandhi being the leader of the movement. Damn my head hurts. I have not been here long but I have to believe this might be the biggest collection of total woo ever presented.

It has been a particularly good month, but we shouldn't underestimate the strength of previous entrants:

http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/tags/index.php/stundie-award/

WARNING: May hurt brain.

 

[qarnos]

Pfft. Out of sight, out of mind. In the meantime, leave this one to the new overlord, would ya'? Sheesh. And besides, qarnos has that full colour comic strip intro happening...

At last - someone gets it!

Me overlord. You minion.

(all hail qarnos...all hail qarnos...all hail qarnos... hey, I've finally managed to type it with a Q instead of a G and have finally managed not to insert a redundant "u", so I'm running with it. )

OK, minions. It looks like this could be a close one. I command ye all to vote now or I shall be forced to post at LCF and tell them this is a 9/11 poll.

 

[afinemadness]

I had to vote for Galileo. He figured it out. The shear volume of coffee needed to make that much smoke would have exceeded the load the building could hold causing the collapse.

 

[Sabrina]

A quote I nommed got into the finals!!!!! *dances*

Wow... I'm not sure who to vote for though... this is... truly... a Stundie final of EPIC proportions.

ETA: Finally went with mine; I mean, COME ON, that is TRULY idiotic, even for a twoofer. Although the Heroes quote would come in for a tie in that instance; however, gotta be loyal to me.

 

[Civilized Worm]

Because I'm in a Wittgenstein mood today:

Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus 6.422 - emphasis mine

I take this to mean that blubonnet is her own punishment.

But what is she punishing us for?

 

[Par]

Really hot indestructible cheerleaders.

That is simply perverseness – yet perverseness with which I can quite sympathise.