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Case Dismissed - Kevin Ryan v. Underwriters Labs

Um...


Wow...


I have... no response to that load of hogwash from Christopher whatsoever... so I'll just be going now.


Reading through Christophera's lawsuit against a wide variety of defendants (including fifty John Does whose identities Chris doesn't know) is really saddening. Apparently he thinks that the hypnotizers are harming children with posthypnotic suggestions that cause them to commit suicide or cause them to commit those school shootings that pop up every once in a while. He also believes that he knows ahead of time (somehow) when a child-harming incident is going to happen but he is frustrated in his attempts to stop them (because the authorities don't take his warnings seriously and because things go wrong when he tries to go to the school in person to intervene).

He says he knew ahead of time when his (now ex-)wife's niece was going to commit suicide in 1993 but he couldn't stop it. He says he knew his daughter was going to be molested, and he feels that a person accused of the molestation was wrongly acquitted because the prosecutor messed up the case by not entering something into evidence that Chris wanted him to enter into evidence.

He says that his wife convinced him to take their son out to eat and to see the movie "Godzilla" in 1998, and while the two of them were at the restaurant, Chris left the table for a brief time and during that brief time, his son was placed in a somnambulistic trance (I don't know why Chris thinks that his son was in a trance). He entered the movie ticket into evidence.

Also in 1998, he says he was in a car accident (which he believes was "staged") that disabled him and he ended up losing his house. In 2000, he says some cement company's truck started losing its load of aggregate stone while driving at highway speeds, and this damaged Chris's car to the point that it sometimes would not start. At the time, Chris says, he was hurrying to a school where he was sure a shooting was about to happen. The cement company apparently refused to pay for repairs, even though Chris says it is important that he be able to use his car so he can intervene and stop school shootings that he knows are going to happen.

The car thing comes up again and again. Chris says that because of the hypnotism he is unable to remember deadlines, and so he routinely files paperwork with the DMV late, and he feels that his late fines should be waived because he's a hero who needs to be able to save children. He also sues the county waste hauler for not hauling away abandoned or non-functional cars near where he lives (I'm not clear on why this bothers him so much). Finally, he is suing his ex-wife and her father for keeping the kids away from him (among other things).

As Loss Leader said, the whole thing is just sad.
 
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He says that his wife convinced him to take their son out to eat and to see the movie "Godzilla" in 1998, and while the two of them were at the restaurant, Chris left the table for a brief time and during that brief time, his son was placed in a somnambulistic trance (I don't know why Chris thinks that his son was in a trance). He entered the movie ticket into evidence.
In fairness, that blasphemy to all things Godzilla almost drove me nuts too. :mad:
 
I can see the 1998 "Godzilla" film putting somebody into a somnambulistic trance but the freaking ticket?
If they were seeing it the first day the ticket came with a Godzilla gift pack. Maybe expecting him to not only have paid for that abortion but also advertise it with a bumper sticker was the breaking point.
 
I can see the 1998 "Godzilla" film putting somebody into a somnambulistic trance but the freaking ticket?


Gaze upon the full horror:

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Chris also points to the 23 in the date (he thinks there is some mystical significance to the number 23).

(That's one heck of a theater, by the way.)
 
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I remember Christophera's claims of master hypnotists, but I also seem to remember Chris claiming to be immune to them. That was why he was the only one that knew the truth.
 
So the Jim Carrey movie must have really spun him up like a top.
Oh God, the craziest of the crazy ALWAYS make a big deal out of 23.

Like this psycho. Of all the Feral House literature I've read... including write-ups on child molesters, GG Allin, self-castration experts, black metal murderers, and that doesn't even include the subjects profiled in "Kooks"... nothing in any of their books disturbed me as much as "Riding the Downardian Nightmare" in Cult Rapture. The guy just thought he was the most tuned-in person in the world and is nothing more than mentally deranged.

It wasn't Godzilla movies that put his family into a trance, it was something electrical with wires which would occasionally stick out of their backsides. Horribly sad, really. :(
 
I look forward to the twoofer's spin! I can set the atomic clock by it!one11!!eleventyoo0111111!!!!!

I scrolled through this thread, wondering which twoofer would show up first to put his spin on it. I'm still waiting...
 
Wow, that reminds me of Don Bradley of holy hand grenade fame.

Or Crazy Larry who claimed that chemtrails were giving him head aches when in fact he was heating his home (a converted shipping crate) with propane burners.
 

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