Why can't I just plant a tree in my back yard and be done with it?
Here's a thought. We have a huge oak tree in our front yard. It's really nice to have until about mid-July (which is right now), when it starts dropping acorns, which signals the end of walking barefoot outside season. Then in October, it starts dropping leaves. Last year, I counted the number of leaves that it dropped and stopped around the third or fourth time I got to infinity. Those leaves have to be raked up, a job Mrs. BPSCG and I have not quite come to blows over, yet.
Plus, when I mow the lawn, I have to mow around it, instead of doing one nice long row after another.
So we're not sure this big old oak tree is worth it to us. We could cut it down and chop it up and have lots of wood for the fireplace, which we've never used.
I suppose cutting it down and burning it a little at a time would be bad for the environment, though, 'cuz it probably takes a lot of CO2 out of the air and burning it would put a lot of CO2
into the air.
So, since the net benefit of keeping this tree is greater for y'all than it is for me, I'm going to set up a PayPal account called
SaveBPSCGOak@PayPal.com. If I don't see $500 in that account by September 30, when the leaves will probably start coming down, I'm getting the chain saw out. You want to save that tree and save the Earth? Make it worth my while. There's your carbon offset for you.