Walmart to sell Jesus Action Figures

How good is this? Daniel and the Lion Playset!

From http://store.messengersoffaith.net/
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Liquid_Grace said:
Since when does Jesus come with big, bulgy muscles - and what the heck would be on the Tales of Glory play mat?

Looks like it could go with a Xena doll...

Cheers,
Grace
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Liquid_Grace said it "looks like it could go with a Xena doll". Hopefully not in the Biblical sense. Also I don't think the figure shown is Muscle-Jesus. More likely to be Thor or something.
 
Volatile, that's Brilliant. Get every religious kid a toy that sucks as much as that for Christmas. They will be athiests by January!
Only Satan himself would make a toy that bad. What worries me though is how you came accross it.
 
AgeGap said:
Volatile, that's Brilliant. Get every religious kid a toy that sucks as much as that for Christmas. They will be athiests by January!
Only Satan himself would make a toy that bad. What worries me though is how you came accross it.
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These are the things WalMart are going to sell - it's from the website of One2Believe, the company mentioned in the article the OP links to!
 
faith-based toys?

"Kids, these toys are faith-based. If you don't find playing with them fun, that means you lack faith and you're going to hell to burn for all eternity in the lake of fire."
 
Well, I don't know about you guys, but I want the Satan action figure to battle my Jesus action figure. Otherwise, what's the use to playing with Jesus-after a while it must get boring nailing him to the plastic cross. Better yet, I want the whole thing-God action figure, the angels, Jesus, and Satan and his army of demons. What fun!
 
darnell11 said:
Well, I don't know about you guys, but I want the Satan action figure to battle my Jesus action figure. Otherwise, what's the use to playing with Jesus-after a while it must get boring nailing him to the plastic cross. Better yet, I want the whole thing-God action figure, the angels, Jesus, and Satan and his army of demons. What fun!
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Count me in on the side that has dragons.
 
volatile said:
How good is this? Daniel and the Lion Playset!

From http://store.messengersoffaith.net/[URL]http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/yhst-92329296945469_1958_11126716[/URL]
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Wot, no furnace?

Samson and the Philistine Temple, that's what I'd call a modern Playset. Set it up, knock it down, ovr and over again; watch the death of the sinful multidude (20 figures included, death by Lego guaranteed) and the vengeful self-sacrifice of one (that looks a lot like Arnie).
 
SezMe said:
So where's Mohammed? No, forget that. Where's the 72 virgins?
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Islam action figures are needed too for a new cartoon series: battle of religions! Maniac Mohammad, and his weaker servants such as Ali. Versus Jesus and twelve disciples. Islam will also get suicide bomber action figures. Christianity will get the abortion clinic bomber to counter this threat.
 
I for one would certainly like to see an entire range of Bible-based action figures, although I can't decide if I'd prefer them to be more cartoony, or more "McFarlane Toys" style.

Naturally I'll want a series for all the OTHER cults as well: Jonestown, Scientology, Aum Shinrikyo, the Branch Davidians, Charlie's family, etc etc. And how could it be complete without a Televangelist series?!? Jim & Tammy, Jean & Paul, Jack and Rexella, Jimmy Swaggart and his Louisiana hooker, Peter Popov and his earpiece, the mighty Robert Tilton, and let's not forget Bob Larson.....

DAMMIT! I want these toys NOW.
 
CapelDodger said:
Wot, no furnace?

Samson and the Philistine Temple, that's what I'd call a modern Playset. Set it up, knock it down, ovr and over again; watch the death of the sinful multidude (20 figures included, death by Lego guaranteed) and the vengeful self-sacrifice of one (that looks a lot like Arnie).
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Ooo maybe a jenga version. Or maybe they could have like a dont wake daddy version of jesus where you have to torture and crucify him but dont do it too fast or god will dissaprove!

Arch angel micheal and his bazooka of wisdom with his satan face crushing platform shoes of doom. Rock on.
 
AgeGap said:
Liquid_Grace said it "looks like it could go with a Xena doll". Hopefully not in the Biblical sense. Also I don't think the figure shown is Muscle-Jesus. More likely to be Thor or something.
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I thought he was supposed to be Hercu- I mean Samson.
 
negativ said:
Naturally I'll want a series for all the OTHER cults as well: Jonestown, Scientology, Aum Shinrikyo, the Branch Davidians, Charlie's family, etc etc. And how could it be complete without a Televangelist series?!? Jim & Tammy, Jean & Paul, Jack and Rexella, Jimmy Swaggart and his Louisiana hooker, Peter Popov and his earpiece, the mighty Robert Tilton, and let's not forget Bob Larson.....
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Don't forget the special edition Benny Hinn figure who comes with his own luxury mansion!*

*Proposed healing center not included.
 
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