Nobody is making up stories here. At least, I'm not.
I've saved that to put in my sig if I ever tire of the one I have. Classic!
Given that you've expended another 200 posts discussing something you clearly have no personal experience of, that is just delicious in its irony.
Unter, me old china, it is as clear as daylight to me that your experience with newborn babies could be written on the back of a small-denomination postage stamp, since the only way to learn about newborn babies is to spend a lot of time around them, because they don't communicate well. (or at all, in fact)
Marvellous stuff. Some [most] people would find this the most boring thread imaginable, but the tedium of the subject matter has just been blown away by your utter bollocks.
Have you ever actually touched a newborn baby? Just like to re-emphasise that is a YES/NO answer required. "YOU" in this instance meaning CFLarsen, just so there's no confusion at all; and touching does actually mean touching, skin to skin, not just picking up a bundle of blankets with a baby inside.)
If so, please state your experience, because you've admitted somewhere that you aren't a father and I have the very strong suspicion that you've indulged in a whole lot of opinion based on....
....um.
..nothing at all!
EGarrett, I can understand positing such a lame thought to begin with, he's a very young man, but you're a man of the world; a bloke who, if he is a father, has been so carefree that he isn't aware for sure whether he is or not!
Now's your chance, baby: cv on newborns and neonates.
Cheers.
P.S. When you've answered my question about babies and socialism/Marxism, can you get back to me on whether puppies are atheist as well? I'm debating a tree on that very subject tonight. Trees are all atheist, btw. Hard to live for thousands of years without discovering the answers to all of life's verities.