If God cared about us...

[Tricky]

...then there would be no need to vote for the June Language Award. He'd simply send down a lightning bolt to kill the nine losers. But it appears that ain't gonna happen, since it's been a week already. However, within the next three days, you can send your own personal lightning bolt in the form of a vote for the most deserving post from last month. Just do it, for God's sake.

Or if you hate long sermons, try The Pith Award. Guaranteed to get you home in time for the football game.

 

[Hokulele]

Exercise your divine right and play god with the fate of your fellow forumites! Yes, this is a shameless plug as I do own a horse in the race.

 

[Tricky]

Exercise your divine right and play god with the fate of your fellow forumites! Yes, this is a shameless plug as I do own a horse in the race.

Um... I wouldn't cross her, guys. Her avatar shows what happened to the last one who opposed her.

 

[The Great Hairy One]

She ate his testicles deep fried with soy sauce?

Cheers,
TGHO