I have a spare room in my house, if anyone needs it. I live slightly north of Fort Worth, about a 30-minute drive to the birthday party.
Actually, I have two rooms. One with a double bed, one with a single.
Actually, I have three rooms, because if more than one party needing a double bed needed a room, I could sleep in the single room. Being single and all.
I have a single guest coming, so far, that will be there Saturday and Sunday night.
I currently have no pets, and my house is close to spotless since no one is living there (it is for sale, I'm now living in Houston). Every room has access to its own bathroom.
I don't have much in the way of food there, so it's board, not board and breakfast.
PM me if needed, and I'll tell you who the other JREF houseguest is, in case you are mortal enemies or something.
ETA: My place is pretty convenient to DFW airport, and Love Field is 20-30 minutes away by a fairly simple route.