Ashida Kim: Martial Arts Fraud

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l3y3B4cls0

I just saw this on youtube. This guy, Ashida Kim was rather popular in the 80's and sold plenty of ninja books. He's full of garbage, as you can see in the video. This feat has as much to do with having "deadly" fingers as walking on glass has to do with having steel feet. This guy may as well walk up to side-show magicians and spit on their faces.
 
I am wondering if Ashida Kim decided to be a ninja after failing to impress anyone intelligent with magic. Perhaps he realized that aspiring ninjas are easy to fool.
 
Hey, my knuckles are stronger than a no.2 pencil, too. Does that mean I'm a magic ninja?
 
You could be a magic ninja in the same way Sylvia Browne is a psychic detective.
 
wow. 1 pencil V.S. 4 fingers. How does he do it??????
Is boring me to death one of his special powers?
 
I believe it was Kim that was featured in a Black Belt interview way back then.

When asked how his "ninja" moves compared to other traditional martial arts techniques, he said, "I try to make them more sinister"......

Perhaps he was referring to some of his film experiences.

There is more than a little controversy over the authenticity of any of the ninjitsu (there are other names) techniques.
For a long time, the sole practitioner and keeper of the only ninja school in existence was Mr. Hatsumi out of Noda city, Japan.
Hatsumi had a rather small practice and a museum of ninja artifacts and weapons. Some of his students appeared in "To Live And Let Die".

The first American to graduate from the school (though perhaps not the first Westerner) was Stephen Hayes, who came back to America certified to teach.
He published a couple of books, including one in collaboration with Hatsumi.
This was essentially the start of the "ninja craze" that swept the martial-arts community back then, largely displacing the "kung-fu craze" that had preceded it.
As happens with these things, a variety of competing "masters" sprang up, often claiming to have recieved instruction from conveniently-dead teachers from other traditions than that practiced by Hatsumi.
Soon, ninjas became stock villains in a wide variety of movies and TV shows.
As well, film distributors began importing the huge variety of made-for-Asian-audiences ninja films, mostly coming out of China and featuring all manner of ridiculous stunts.

I see now that an "official" ninjitsu organization has sprung up, and Mr. Hatsumi is in dispute with these people.

Some years ago, the historian Stephen Turnbull wrote a book on the ninja. Turnbull is a well-respected authority on feudal Japan and the Samurai culture.
His book created quite a stir, for he maintained that almost none of the ninja lore that we have today is authentic.
It all sprang, he said, from the period after the reformation that re-organized Japanese society and abolished the Samurai. The ninja, already objects of folklore, became glorified in plays, books, and so forth which (not unlike our own "dime novel" Westerns) greatly exaggerated their feats and legends.

According to Turnbull, the ninja were irregular warriors who were not part of the Samurai class. Coming from wild-and-wooly provinces like Koga and Iga, they developed methods of fighting different from the highly organized armies of Samurai, and became skilled at infiltration, guerilla warfare, and so forth.

This was quite a shock to the martial-arts community, who essentially accused Turnbull of making the whole thing up.

The silliness continues.
 
Hand in the raccoon trap! That brings back memories, as I used to do that stunt with the Jim Rose sideshow back in the early 1990's. This guy's patter is dead serious, our schtick was more high-camp. I also used to smash my finger with a can of canned food. NINJA!!!!!!!
 
The first rule of being a ninja is "always be able to kill your students".

Is this guy taking students?
 
He should hand his "Official Grand Master Ninja" badge back in. That was less than crap.
 
So we have a white guy with a Japanese first name (which itself is actually a surname) and a Korean surname.

Yeah, he might be just a little full of it.

What a dumbass.
 
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You could be a magic ninja in the same way Sylvia Browne is a psychic detective.

The problem with being a ninja in Sylvia Browne's footsteps is that, based on her success record, you'll likely be killed on your first mission.

I pass.
 
Wow. Super Magic levitation skills. I can levitate better than that. He could have at least superimposed the guy with the hoop into the film. And where's that ball go? Could it be in his obviously cupped hand? His palming skills are worse than mine (read: my slight of hand has all the subtlety of a crowbar to the face, and I could muster a better 'ball disappear trick' than him)
 
Had a second look (OK, I'm a masochist). I may change my mind on this...

I get the feeling this is actually supposed to be funny. As in, it's a spoof of other totally terrible "ninja" acts by being the last word in terrible. In fact, it's an all-night walk from the last station on the Terrible railway. It's over-the-horizon terrible. It's Sylvia Browne terrible.
 
I just saw that trick by the sideshow specialist at the last SAM meeting I attended as well.

Yes, I introduced that stunt to sideshow in the early 1990's. I can't say I invented it, as I learned it from a drunken lawyer when I was a child. It works much better, in my opinion, than the racoon trap, as it makes a much louder "BANG" sound when the can hits. The best way to do it is to put your finger on top of a metal plate that will ring like a bell when hit.

This thread is sort of funny for me, as we also studied old martial arts books to find sideshow stunts! Tim "Zamora" Cridland used a number of these in his act, including breaking a long wooden staff over his back.
 
I believe it was Kim that was featured in a Black Belt interview way back then.

When asked how his "ninja" moves compared to other traditional martial arts techniques, he said, "I try to make them more sinister"......

(snippity snip)

According to Turnbull, the ninja were irregular warriors who were not part of the Samurai class. Coming from wild-and-wooly provinces like Koga and Iga, they developed methods of fighting different from the highly organized armies of Samurai, and became skilled at infiltration, guerilla warfare, and so forth.

This was quite a shock to the martial-arts community, who essentially accused Turnbull of making the whole thing up.

The silliness continues.

I've always found the whole debate kind of retarded. From what I've read of feudal Japan, the ninja resembled a combination of special forces and guerilla fighters. It's not like they had mystical powers, they just developed a decent system of comprehensive fighting.

If someone wanted a comparable experience in modern society, I would think it would benefit them to study a few modern martial arts used by the various militaries around the world, along with camouflage, concealment, tracking/stalking, explosives, improvised weaponry, firearms, unconventional warfare, small squad fighting, diversionary tactics, etc.

Even if you're not involved with the military or some guerilla group, you can probably find places to learn a lot of those skills on your own if you really want to be some modern ninja equivalent.

Alternatively, you could do some actual research and try to hash out a reasonable representation of the techniques used by the ninja, using a few people with experience in feudal Japanese martial arts, history, and some knowledge of modern techniques that can be retrofitted into the technology available at the time.

Or you could just dress up and play ninja with your friends. Whatever.
 

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