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[-Fran-]

Hemp fest vs. debate team? Why not enjoy both?

I was on a debate team actually, when I studied philosophy at the university some years back, and I did enjoy it. But an outdoor festival with some good friends, good music and some partying still beats it

Sheesh. It's just clothes . . . all of which are no more than a millimeter thick.

You've never worn a heavily embroidered hippy blouse I see

Wake up. Everyone around you is naked.

That's weird, it's usually when I wake up that all people are wearing clothes again Seriously, of course you are right. Clothes shouldn't matter so much, and some times it's frustrating to learn that they still seem to do.

I am now nearly surrounded by ladies. Me and one of the cats are the only guys left.
I'll have to make a fort out of boxes for the cat and I to chill in when slumber parties start happening.

I'll bet my male cat here would love to join you both in your cardboard castle. My other cats are all females and they beat him up constantly. And he just sits there, poor thing, and takes it, even though he's much bigger than them

... oh, Fran... for the rest of my college career I wore the other item left by a family friend at our house: An olive drab Army jacket (much like you can see them wearing in the old TV series "MASH").

Oh, I had one of those too, or something similar. Loved it, it was very comfy! My brother borrowed it once and managed to lose it though I still miss it

 

[JJR]

It's weird that Yuppies never go to nude beaches, yet are quite comfortable spending the weekend nude with the fiance drinking champaign . . . and jacouzzing!!! It's like they're just a half step away from doing it.

Kinda funny.

EDIT: Oh, it's funny how they feel clothed in the teeny swim trunks, too when most hardcore partiers wear flannels and jeans. That's the funniest part of all. It's like, "Dude, you already ARE naked!!! My GOD man . .. "

 

[Kilnado]

I'll bet my male cat here would love to join you both in your cardboard castle. My other cats are all females and they beat him up constantly. And he just sits there, poor thing, and takes it, even though he's much bigger than them

Send him on over. Maybe I will make a male animal refugee camp. I need to purchase more refrigerators though. My fort only consists of moving boxes and Jewel bags at the moment.

 

[JJR]

Send him on over. Maybe I will make a male animal refugee camp. I need to purchase more refrigerators though. My fort only consists of moving boxes and Jewel bags at the moment.

Bogus. Invite a friend who is good at carpentry over for beer, then slap him with the check (make him work). It will be fun and creative. I love work parties because there is always pizza. At this last party, I felt really comfortable around a large group of people. It was very relaxing.

Not THAT relaxing lol!!! Fun, though. Therapudic, man. Hollistic.

 

[-Fran-]

EDIT: Oh, it's funny how they feel clothed in the teeny swim trunks, too when most hardcore partiers wear flannels and jeans. That's the funniest part of all. It's like, "Dude, you already ARE naked!!! My GOD man . .. "

I've always thought those tiny tight swim trunks really makes a man more naked than naked.

Send him on over. Maybe I will make a male animal refugee camp. I need to purchase more refrigerators though. My fort only consists of moving boxes and Jewel bags at the moment.

Maybe you could get a supermarket to donate? I'm sure he'll come, I think he's starting to get embarrassed that he has to be rescued by "mommy" all the time

 

[JJR]

It's a strange illusion, thinking you are clothed when you are not. Comes from upbringing. It runs deep . .. I mean, are male nipples the same as breasts? They certainly are if you are Gay.

Anyway, proper child rearing is becoming increasingly important. All the conservative folks need to remain a little nerdy . . . just remember the inevitable reverse effect if you try and impress anything too strongly on a kid, so unless you want Hercules Jr. try and stay in the middle with strength and pragmatism. Both. That's MY advice. My Dad was too nerdy, leading me to get beat up at first, then overtly aggressive for a time. Last year of High School : Martial arts, weight lifting, and the Cross Country running team. All good, but wotta A-type personality. Heh. My Dad acted like a super nerd and I became a super jock. Bizarre, dude.

Sitting on the floor to watch T.V. (just a new campfire) and reading Heinlein to them as soon as possible is good. Kids really like, "Red Planet" by Heinlein. The nudity is inspired by, "The Door into Summer" . .. that book led me to experiment with being a nudist at age 14. I always put blankets on the windows back then lol.

All facist tendencies evaporate when you replace them gently with that cool buzz you get when immagining the future. In fact, if you read your history . . . you may determine something like . . . that's probably why science fiction was so popular in the fifties.

Apple pie, jets, and the joy of our harmonious existance wafting upwards until it reaches every corner of the Earth . . . and then perhaps the universe. Let's hug the planet!

Don't forget to tickle. It's very important.