[Moderated]175 did NOT hit the South tower.

[Belz...]

However, whilst the attack planes were in the Boeing hangar at Offutt, having the pods and the Raytheon homing electronics fitted.

Speculation upon speculation upon speculation. Hmmm... You want fries with that sandwitch ?

The wings leading edges etc, were reinforced, so that they could slice into the facade of the towers.

Post hoc reasoning.

Have you NEVER seen something slice into something stronger ? Really ?

It wouldn't look very convincing, to have a civilian jetliner lying in bits on the pavement and then try to convince the public, that the tower was fatally damaged - get it?

No, I don't. You're trying to make up reality as you go, all the while presenting no evidence and ignoring that which we have.

Not even the tiniest flicker of suspicion paranoia crosses your mind?

There, corrected that for ya.

 

[Corsair 115]

From where did they get the iron ore for the steel?

Are you claiming Japan got ALL of its iron ore from the United States?

Have you ever even heard of the Tripartite Pact?

Have you heard of the Battle of the Coral Sea? How about the Great Marianas Turkey Shoot?

 

[Myriad]

I'll gladly start taking orders from you, just as soon as you stop using 'and' next to a comma and stop starting a sentence with 'And', never mind a paragraph.
You know how hard it can be, taking orders from someone, who is clearly not as well educated as yourself.

Since your only complaint about my post concerned two points of grammar (on one of which you are patently wrong, while the other is a matter of stylistic judgment), I gather that you agree that my Zeppelins plan is superior to your demolition-charges plan.

By your hindsight logic (hindsight being the only recourse when one's head is lodged in one's hind) this means that's what actually happened. (Also, because not charging the Union center at Gettysburg is clearly a better plan than charging the Union center at Gettysburg, Pickett's Charge never took place.)

If you're not happy about being assigned to my department because you dislike my grandma, you can try going over Bono's head and check with Bowie, as long you're not daunted by the thought of tangling with someone so tough he had a knife named after him 120 years before he was even born. (No point in trying to drag your new Stipe into it; he's an alternative rocker feller so he has no authority.)

Also, there appears to be something wrong with your automobile. The seat and steering wheel are not supposed to have to adjust themselves to you every time you use the car, they're supposed to stay the way you set them. Unless, of course, other people have been renting the same car in the meantime. Then, it's a nice feature.

Respectfully,
Myriad

 

[Rolfe]

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/1569/caramelsprawl2ev8.jpg

Thanks! Lovely job.

Rolfe.

 

[slingblade]

I'll gladly start taking orders from you, just as soon as you stop using 'and' next to a comma and stop starting a sentence with 'And', never mind a paragraph.
You know how hard it can be, taking orders from someone, who is clearly not as well educated as yourself.

By the way, you split an infinitive.

 

[beachnut]

I used to walk down John Dalton St, and have a drink in the pub where James Joule used to offload his father's beer barrels in the cellar.
Who was Chief Surveyor to The City of London after the Great Fire of 1666 and what law did he come up with? I'll give you a clue, it's to do with materials getting pushed out of shape.
Time to step up to the plate, pal.

The day when you understand what a joule is, will be the day you stop being wrong all the time.

 

[JimBenArm]

I think we need to take up a collection for Malcolm. Seems he needs surgery. There's a new procedure called a plastiotomy. What they do, is insert a plastic window in your abdomen. That way, people with rectal/cranial inversion can see where they're going!
Any takers?

 

[defaultdotxbe]

There's a good one in community, in the most recent cat pic thread, of a kitty with his paws on a monitor screen. That one would be good for Defaultdotxbe's "dbunkn sum w00s" caption.

thanks

now i just need to figure out how to do the cool text like arus, lol

 

[Rolfe]

Am I getting this horrible impression that oor Malkie is on this (i.e. east) side of the pond? Spelling of words like "armour", phrases like "loadsa dosh", which I swear came out of the mouth of my Yorkshire-born godson, references to what sound like London pubs...?

Rebuild Hadrian's wall NOW!!!!

Rolfe.

 

[Arus808]

thanks

http://pics.xbehome.com/albums/userpics/10001/debunk2.jpg


now i just need to figure out how to do the cool text like arus, lol

pm me the original photo (with the jref on screen) i can add the funky text in. i have over 1000 fonts.


ETA : i tink im tooz stuck onz themz locats talks nowz

 

[332nd]

 

[Rolfe]

Hey, try this one too! Same kitty, but younger. Count the toes.

Rolfe.

 

[slyjoe]

So, Mally old boy, did you really get a law degree or is that a lie?

 

[beachnut]

Comsat Angel, Gumboot, Arkan, Beachnut -- all you poophead guys can just shut up. Me and Malcolm know what's what.

He can buy all the neat stuff, too. Loadsa dosh, know'd I mean? Malcolm's got all the latest comics and he lets me read 'em! They DID NOT declare war!

And I am Genghis Khan XXXXVII, and I am coming to reclaim my throne. I am 22 years old, dangerously handsome, and richer than a pound of butter. I could buy all of you. As George Bush says of Cheney, "C'est le veep."

You are at least a god for reading 800+ posts and making more sense than our thread host.

 

[Horatius]

Someone please make/find a lolcat of a kitten with a big, wide, eye-closing yawn and the caption, "STILL WRONG!" I promise to get tons of use from it.

Here's two versons. My LoLCat grammar needz werk!

 

[pomeroo]

The Lamont-Doherty Labs, eh. That sounds really impressive. Who paid for that set up, Lucky Larry or Rockerfeller using your income tax money.

Malcolm, your witless ignorance was once entertaining. Now, it is painful to endure.

Do you know anything?

I mean, seriously--ANYTHING at all?

The Lamont-Doherty labs of Columbia University--ever hear of it?

What in the name of reason and sanity is the connection of "Rockefeller" (which one?) to any of this?

Are you reading ninety-year-old pamphlets written an anti-Semite who raves about "Rothschild," and The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion ?

What is going on with you?

 

[beachnut]

When I roll up in a new S type, where every time I get in, both the steering wheel and the seat move to my spec = You mugs are only playing at POSH, I grew up with it.
I've often been skint, but I've never been poor.
skint - temporarily outta dosh. Poor means outta dosh and feeling inferior.
Rockefeller aims to make you poor. He should cross the Atlantic and try that ◊◊◊◊ on me.
Really.

Translation : My bike is broke and I stumbled into a internet cafe, my chip buttie is stale and my beer is warm. I would buy more beer but I got no loose change.

 

[SOMERLED]

Ah, you noticed that before I did!

That's one more thing he's demonstrated he's bad at. French. Not yet seeing anything he's anywhere close to OK at yet. Unless it's lousy grammar and exteme overuse of the comma.

And inability to tell when he's being mocked for same.

He reminds me of my godson when he was about 14. "Loadsa dosh" was a common phrase of his, as in what he wanted to make when he got through law school. He was at the age where he thought that people would be impressed by a big car and big talk.

He could write much better English though.

Rolfe.

Don't = short for do not.
Ce la vie = short for C'est la vie.
Imagine a pair of yanks trying to teach me the english language.
Now tell me what is a verb transitive.
If it aint in Wikipedia y'all don't know.
It's "lorra dosh" and "loadsa money".
Never mind you got close enough.
You'll be telling me how to spell etiquette next. Is it etiket ?

 

[pomeroo]

Thanks very much for those comforting words, Jim. You've just restored my faith in human nature. I see Rockefeller has just started up a new charity, it's aim is to hand out maps to Iraq to Palestinians who've just had their homes bulldozed. Shall we each put in a few bucks? Sounds like a worthy cause, what do you think?

Um, let me take a wild guess: You think that this creature "Rockefeller" is a JOOOO, right?

 

[Rolfe]

Am I getting this horrible impression that oor Malkie is on this (i.e. east) side of the pond? Spelling of words like "armour", phrases like "loadsa dosh", which I swear came out of the mouth of my Yorkshire-born godson, references to what sound like London pubs...?

Rebuild Hadrian's wall NOW!!!!

Rolfe.

Mmmm, he's posting in what, for me, is the middle of the night. And his paranoid politics sound irredeemably Merikan.

Phew. Your problem, guys.

Look, I was brought up that how much money you do or do not have is completely irrelevant to the purity of your virtue or the strength of your arguments. And that should you happen to have money, or something that is seen as indicatinf that money is somehow there, it is grossly shaming to allow this to be noticed.

And the size or price of your car backs up your arguments no way at all.

Right, has to be Merikan, early teens. And not bright with it.

Rolfe.