June 2007 Stundie Nominations

[Mobyseven]

How-do, y'all! It's The Stundies!

Righto, the rules are working well, but there are a few clarifications to be made, as well as basic rule regarding video entries.

I present, the new and improved rules of Fight Club Teh 28th Annual Stundie Awards:

1. Nominations should always be accompanied by a link or a screenshot, to confirm that the quote exists and has not been taken out of context. (It would be wise to always have a backup screenshot, as truth movement forums are well known for deleting entire threads.)
2. For a nomination to be eligible, it must have a real and obvious link to conspiracy theories, but not exclusively 9/11 conspiracy theories.
3. Stundie nominations should 'stand alone'. Do not over-embellish introductions, but do provide comments. Do not use any blatant ad hominem attacks.
4. Please post the nomination under the real screenname of the nominee, and not under a slightly altered name (e.g. Killclown, Roxpup, Do-over).
5. The best Stundie nominations are short and sweet. As a guideline, no more than 6 lines should be included from the post. If you are giving context, highlight the actual nomination.
6. Entire videos are not eligible for nomination. Specific statements or claims from videos are eligible for nomination.
7. No long rants. Cut them down to the funniest bit.
8. No speeling mistikes. Everybody makes a mistake once in a while!

To help clarify the new rules (two and six)...

According to rule two, the following would be eligible:​

Directly discussing a conspiracy theory.​

If they hadn't blown up WTC7 then ppl would hav found teh explosives in there!!111eleventyoneness! SHILL1

Ironic, hypocritical, or other appropriate statements made by members or leaders of the truth movement.​

Buy my new video and find out how Mark Roberts is profiting off the deaths of thousands of innocent people! That'll be twenty pieces of eight, thanks.

The following would not be eligible:​

Skeptical issue not involving a conspiracy theory.​

Of course Sylvia Browne's a real psychic! Otherwise she wouldn't be so rich, would she?

According to rule six, the following would not be eligible:​

Hey guys, I nominate the following video for the Stundies: http://www.youtube.com/notarealurl/

The following would be eligible:​

Hey guys, I nominate the following:

The twin towers had cheese cores, and they collapsed because of specially trained New World Order mice that ate them. My cat's breath smells like cat food.

It comes from this video - http://www.youtube.com/notarealurl/

If you have any questions regarding the eligibility of a nominations (or potential nomination), don't worry, just ask. After all, that's how the two new rules came about this month.

So what are you waiting for? Get to it! Nominate, yah!

Mobyseven

Democratically Elected Tyrant​

 

[chipmunk stew]

ae911truth justify their banning of Gravy from the forum:

Banned for unsuccessful attempts at skepticism and trolling

 

[CHF]

ae911truth justify their banning of Gravy from the forum:

The bar has been set pretty high already. Although I'm sure Malcolm is up for the challenge.

 

[DavidJames]

The hard part is deciding which Malcolm quote to nominate. I'm surprised this one isn't here yet.

I don't need vetted evidence, I just need to suspect it.

 

[Minadin]

Sorry, another from Malcolm as I'm still struggling to get caught up in that thread:

What's on fire, concrete and steel?

(regarding the collapse of the twin towers - he had posited that there must have been explosives to bring them down because some material was sent in an upward direction - someone else pointed out that in the still image he provided, what he was referring to was "smoke")

 

[Belz...]

Aren't we still in May, guys ?

 

[chipmunk stew]

Aren't we still in May, guys ?

Not according to our Democratically Elected Tyrant. Mobyseven is the State. You're not questioning the State, are you?

 

[Dave Rogers]

I'm not going to post in Malcolm's idiotic thread, but I've been watching with amused horror. I see he's found the ultimate in authoritative sources:

Will you take my word for that, or do I have to dig out the newspaper references?

"It's there in the papers, it must be the truth." - Tom Robinson.

Dave

 

[Alareth]

ae911truth justify their banning of Gravy from the forum:

How can one be unsuccesful at skepticisim?

 

[beachnut]

ae911truth justify their banning of Gravy from the forum:

Does it mean you will not be banned for successful attempts at skepticism and trolling ?

How can a forum be so dumb, top to bottom. The forum will be self critiquing, no need to for debate, the stupid will shine through the crap.

 

[defaultdotxbe]

How can one be unsuccesful at skepticisim?

become a member of the truth movement

 

[beachnut]

Aren't we still in May, guys ?

Are you using facts again?

 

[qarnos]

Aren't we still in May, guys ?

May ended over 7 hours ago. Stop living in the past, dude!

 

[Mince]

I just got June's winner boys, and it isn't even June.

http://z10.invisionfree.com/Loose_Ch...174&st=0&#last

by Revolutionary91

How many times must people say this?

WE DO NOT KNOW WHAT HIT THE PENTAGON, WE DO KNOW THAT IT WAS NOT A 757. WE ARE TRUTH SEEKERS, NOT TRUTH TELLERS

No introduction or analysis needed.

 

[realitybites]

From our new friend Malcolm Kirkland:

You need a pointy bit on the front. No pointy bit = no entry.

 

[LashL]

I just got June's winner boys, and it isn't even June.

http://z10.invisionfree.com/Loose_Ch...174&st=0&#last


No introduction or analysis needed.

Priceless.

Now, let's move to July then, shall we?

 

[Unsecured Coins]

I hereby nominate this to be the OFFICIAL Stundie gif, to be presented along with that awesome statuette.

 

[Mobyseven]

Aren't we still in May, guys ?

Not according to our Democratically Elected Tyrant. Mobyseven is the State. You're not questioning the State, are you?

May ended over 7 hours ago. Stop living in the past, dude!

Both of those were correct answers. Chipmunk Stew, you get a promotion. Qarnos, you get a clock.

Seriously though - Australia time.

I hereby nominate this to be the OFFICIAL Stundie gif, to be presented along with that awesome statuette.

[qimg]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/Jaye77/aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa3on30c.gif[/qimg]

Hmmmm...what do people think?

I suggested in the other thread that the runner-up prize be named the "Malcolm Kirkland Medal", rather than possibly skewing the voting by allowing people who have won in the past win an award of a different name.

What if this gif is presented with the Malcolm Kirkland Medal for the runner up?

 

[Belz...]

This man's a gold mine.

.
No such a thing as a transitive verb

Verb transitive = correct.
Transitve verb = incorrect.

 

[Belz...]

Seriously though - Australia time.

Pfft. Australia. That place is a myth.