Roadtoad
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A "friend" of mine signed me up to get a lot of spam from some extreme right wing groups a few years ago. Problem is that when I try to get off their lists, it's almost as if I've asked to be put on another dozen lists, which means the spam multiplies.
One of the latest bits I got was from a whack-job preacher who declared that before we give Gays and Lesbians their right to marriage, they have some serious questions to answer. They had an obligation to the rest of us to tell us how they would engage in a "marriage," and how it was supposed to affect the rest of us. And while I don't remember blacks and whites being asked this sort of thing when mixed race marriages were being discussed, I thought about it, and I have to agree, there are serious questions to be answered. (Some of you may object to this list. I apologize, please take it in the spirit in which I'm writing it.) Without further ado, questions that Gays, Lesbians, and Transgendered individuals wishing to marry should answer...
1.) Civil, or Religious?
2.) Paper, or Plastic?
3.) Cat, or Dog? (Sorry, but goldfish are not pets. They are bait.)
4.) Sedan, or SportUte?
5.) Manual, or Automatic?
6.) Movie, or just Dinner out?
7.) Solids, or Prints?
8.) Vanilla, or Chocolate? Or should we just skip to Ben and Jerry's?
9.) Suburbs, or Condo?
10.) PC, or Mac?
11.) Democrat, or Republican? (Okay, it's a gimme...)
12.) Wash, or Dry?
13.) Aspen, or Key West?
14.) Chicken, or Fish?
15.) Which CSI?
16.) Dust, or Vacuum?
17.) In laws: Christmas, or Thanksgiving?
18.) Synthetics, or Natural fiber?
19.) CBS, NBC, ABC, or CNN?
20.) Chinese, or Mexican? (I recommend the tacos.)
21.) Who the F*** thinks this is REALLY any of our business?
One of the latest bits I got was from a whack-job preacher who declared that before we give Gays and Lesbians their right to marriage, they have some serious questions to answer. They had an obligation to the rest of us to tell us how they would engage in a "marriage," and how it was supposed to affect the rest of us. And while I don't remember blacks and whites being asked this sort of thing when mixed race marriages were being discussed, I thought about it, and I have to agree, there are serious questions to be answered. (Some of you may object to this list. I apologize, please take it in the spirit in which I'm writing it.) Without further ado, questions that Gays, Lesbians, and Transgendered individuals wishing to marry should answer...
1.) Civil, or Religious?
2.) Paper, or Plastic?
3.) Cat, or Dog? (Sorry, but goldfish are not pets. They are bait.)
4.) Sedan, or SportUte?
5.) Manual, or Automatic?
6.) Movie, or just Dinner out?
7.) Solids, or Prints?
8.) Vanilla, or Chocolate? Or should we just skip to Ben and Jerry's?
9.) Suburbs, or Condo?
10.) PC, or Mac?
11.) Democrat, or Republican? (Okay, it's a gimme...)
12.) Wash, or Dry?
13.) Aspen, or Key West?
14.) Chicken, or Fish?
15.) Which CSI?
16.) Dust, or Vacuum?
17.) In laws: Christmas, or Thanksgiving?
18.) Synthetics, or Natural fiber?
19.) CBS, NBC, ABC, or CNN?
20.) Chinese, or Mexican? (I recommend the tacos.)
21.) Who the F*** thinks this is REALLY any of our business?
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