What not to wear..l.

Trailer park, industrial zone, prison, police station, church, suburban mall...it could get ugly in a lot of different venues.
 
Why is the model wearing TWO cardio monitors? Do they work when worn over clothing, including coats? I guess if you wear them outside like that , you 'll need two to make sure and get good data?

Psst. I think those are supposed to be sleeve garters. Of course, sleeve garters were worn because men's shirt weren't often coustom cut to length, so there's no need for him to wear them anyway.
 
Ah, here I thought he was being prepared for a sudden tourniquet need.
 
My theory is that all fashion designers are hideously ugly, and wish to take out their jealousy upon the attractive by paying them to dress up like fools. "Oh, ho, ho, Mr Chiselled-Chin! Let's see how great you look in thirty yards of pink mosquito net, half a lobster trap, and granny panties! I'm a genius!"
 
I like the look on the model's face. He clearly knows these "fashions" are bullsh!t, and is just trying to get through it:

"Try to maintain. Hold it together. Just six more outfits and you're done. Grit your teeth, stand still, and collect the paycheck..."
 
Its already been referred to elsewhere, but that feather-like outfit really redefines the meaning of "ridiculous". Most of 'em are bad...but none come close to this one, in my opinion.
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I like the look on the model's face. He clearly knows these "fashions" are bullsh!t, and is just trying to get through it:

"Try to maintain. Hold it together. Just six more outfits and you're done. Grit your teeth, stand still, and collect the paycheck..."

He looks like he lost a bet.
 
All I'm sayin' is, the world would be a lot cooler if more people dressed like that.
 
I just had to go through the lot and rate every single one as "hideous". And amusingly enough, between 75% and 99% of people have rated every one of the 16 outfits as hideous.

Maybe that'll send a message to the designer.
 
What is it with the fashion industry? 90% of the so called "Top fashions" that I see them touting at fashion shows on T.V. are totally ridiculous. Most of the stuff I've never even seen anyone wear. It's a big joke. How does this "industry" sustain itself? Who pays these 'designers'? How can they continue to produce crap that no one wears? I don't get it. It's probably some conspiracy.
 
What is it with the fashion industry? 90% of the so called "Top fashions" that I see them touting at fashion shows on T.V. are totally ridiculous. Most of the stuff I've never even seen anyone wear. It's a big joke. How does this "industry" sustain itself? Who pays these 'designers'? How can they continue to produce crap that no one wears?
It's a form of advertising.
 
:) I learned something today.

The more you know. . .

I'm so glad we've got cheaper textiles. I'd hate to wear one-size-fits-all shirts that could accommodate Lanky McBeanpole. An excuse to wear sleeve garters might be worth it, however.
 

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