I guess what astonishes me so much about these "common sense" models coming from the Idiot Movement -- milk cartons,
rabbit cages,
wood,
soda cans,
eggs duct-taped together, etc. -- isn't the sheer incompetence they represent. Instead, it's the implicit assumption that they've hit on yet another brilliant idea that no engineer in history could have ever conceived.
I don't know about the rest of you guys, but when I was an undergraduate, building models of engineering systems was
required coursework. At least it was in the more entertaining classes.
For statics, we built models of rigid, fixed structures. I once built a suspension bridge from toothpicks, wood glue, and sewing thread; it had to span 50 cm, mass under 100 g, and support an ultimate load of at least 25 kg for ten minutes. (My bridge failed at about 120 kg.) So did everybody else in the class. Inspired to look, I see this now goes on
all the time.
In physics labs, one builds apparatus that approximate kinetic behavior rather than just the static case. Elastic impact modeled on air tracks, ballistic pendulums and calorimetric dampers for inelastic impacts; we had a playground carrousel for use in building models and testing in a rotating reference frame. The list goes on and on and on.
What the Idiot Movement fails to grasp is that, far from us real scientists neglecting or being unable to come up with such crude models, these are all things we've done perhaps as early as kindergarten. We've moved on, and for good reasons.
There are literally thousands of physics departments in the United States, and few if any of them are exclusively populated with the likes of Steven Jones. Learning more about how to make a good model should not be difficult to do, given one is actually interested in learning rather than just asserting oneself.
Here is a good list of fundamental physics experiments that everyone should at least read about once in their lives. The choices in apparatus for each are highly illuminating, explaining what's important to model in each situation, what isn't, and how.