How The Chick Stole Christmas

joobz said:
I guess your right. I am the most evil. http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0055/0055_01.asp

Well, except for the fact that I teach engineering and not science or evolution... Whew, dodged another bullet.

Opps, I forgot, I've used Kleinman's ramblings in my Thermo class as examples of rambling nonsense disguised as science.
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Isn't that a great one? In the "ten Muslim logical fallacies" they actually accuse Muslims of using the straw man fallacy.:rolleyes:
 
Foster Zygote said:
I can't resist.

Now try it this way.

See? It's fun on a bun!
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See you trying to do this commits fallacy 3: False analogy.

Just becuase allah is wrong becuase of logical arguments doesn't mean you can you logical arguments against the one true god. It doesn't count! Stop it. Seriously. The bible says so. And the Bible, being the word of god, proves god!
HA!
 
andyandy said:
that's possibly the greatest Chick ever :D
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Yeah. "Santa's not real??? I'LL KILL YOU!!!" Like anyone would conclude there wasn't something seriously, seriously wrong with this kid to begin with. Like this kid would've been normal had his parents not told him about childhood myths. He was on the verge of cracking already. Eventually something would have lit his fuse. "This Pringles can is bigger but it contains the same amount of Pringles as the smaller can??? I'LL KILL YOU!!!" In Chickland kids homicidally freak out because they find out that Santa's not real all the time.

Although I'm really disappointed that Jack didn't have Harry executed as a minor. He's really slipping in that regard.
 
Cleon said:
I just find the comic funny. Kids who believe in Santa and the Easter Bunny grow up to be homicidal maniacs? Well, dang...That's an awful lot of homicidal maniacs out there.
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Doesn't it boil down to pretty much everyone in the Western World? The only people I have heard of who do not tell their kids about Santa are the absolutely extreme christian loonies. This includes those who lock their doors on Halloween, so Satan can't get in their houses.

Chick is the dumbest of the dumb. His tracts are just laughable. I remember an earnest christian trying to give me the "Darker Dungeons" one many years ago, because he knew I played DnD. I had to explain to him that we don't get real magic spells until 15th level.

Cheers,
TGHO
 
Hmm do I detect a slight anti death penitality slant in the opening pannel?
 
The Great Hairy One said:
Doesn't it boil down to pretty much everyone in the Western World? The only people I have heard of who do not tell their kids about Santa are the absolutely extreme christian loonies.
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Uh...You might not believe this, but inexplicably, good ol' Saint Nicholas doesn't come to us Yids at Hanukkah.
 
I've been a DM for years and those Elfstar bastards have yet to teach me how to cast anything! What am I doing wrong? Where are all the chicks?
 
Cleon said:
Uh...You might not believe this, but inexplicably, good ol' Saint Nicholas doesn't come to us Yids at Hanukkah.
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But... But... The stop-motion puppets from my youth told me that Santa visits all the good little boys and girls in the whole world. Are you calling the stop-motion puppets liars? I'LL KILL YOU!!!*














*Just in case anyone out there is too dense to see the irony. This is a joke referencing the Chick tract. I have no intention of killing Cleon for defaming the stop-motion puppets of Christianity.
 
Foster Zygote said:
*Just in case anyone out there is too dense to see the irony. This is a joke referencing the Chick tract. I have no intention of killing Cleon for defaming the stop-motion puppets of Christianity.
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Oh, whoops....Wow.

Geez.

Um, ok, I have to make a phone call right quick. And if a bunch of guys with badges and guns comes over to your place, just tell them I said "my bad," ok? Thanks.
 
Cleon said:
Oh, whoops....Wow.

Geez.

Um, ok, I have to make a phone call right quick. And if a bunch of guys with badges and guns comes over to your place, just tell them I said "my bad," ok? Thanks.
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Hang on, there's someone at the door...
 
c4ts said:
I've been a DM for years and those Elfstar bastards have yet to teach me how to cast anything! What am I doing wrong? Where are all the chicks?
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That's the problem, your stuck playing D&D. Everyone knows the hot chicks only play shadowrun.

But you definitely don't want to play GURPS, they're like the PUPLI kids.

Oh and Elfstar starting recruiting from the Call of Cthulhu games. The rookies there just had more passion
 
Cleon said:
Uh...You might not believe this, but inexplicably, good ol' Saint Nicholas doesn't come to us Yids at Hanukkah.
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Bollocks, my Jewish granddad used to dress up as Santa for us. And hey, doesn't that mean you should be out there knifing people right now. Hey, come to think of it, didn't Chick do an anti-jewish tract at some point? He's loony enough for that...

Cheers,
TGHO
 
joesixpack said:
Jack Chick doesn't believe in the 'Logic Fairy' either.
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I wish I said that.

Wait a minute. I will.
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Here's my "official" review of Chick's latest including Fairy Tales:
http://skepticalcommunity.com/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=15475
 
The Great Hairy One said:
Bollocks, my Jewish granddad used to dress up as Santa for us.
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Well, bully for your grandfather. It must only be us WEIRD Jews that don't celebrate Christmas. :rolleyes:

(Every time I have to explain "no, really, as a rule Jews don't celebrate Christmas" and have to deal with this "well, so-and-so is Jewish and celebrates Christmas" crapola, I die a little more inside.)
 
Cleon said:
Well, bully for your grandfather. It must only be us WEIRD Jews that don't celebrate Christmas. :rolleyes:

(Every time I have to explain "no, really, as a rule Jews don't celebrate Christmas" and have to deal with this "well, so-and-so is Jewish and celebrates Christmas" crapola, I die a little more inside.)
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Heh, I know you're weird. You post here. :p

My granddad had basically abandoned his judaism at that point anyway, so don't worry about it.

Cheers,
TGHO
 
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