April 2007 Stundie Nominations

[qarnos]

yes an he also claims the FAA knew something was up at 6:30AM, 1.5h before AA11 took off.

He is a gem.

TAM

Is there a chance he could just be a skeptic taking the piss out of the truthers?

I can't believe he is for real.

 

[beachnut]

We may have a winner. Again, this person claims to be an engineer:

The towers were concrete buildings, reinforced with steel. You are really showing your ignorance now.

Chris is back

beat bad by gravy, slow beachnut, old man time

William will say the floors are concrete etc...

 

[uk_dave]

My mate LUCUS is still trying to get his moderator stripes over at LCF (by quantity of posts if not quality).

Take this exchange:

Dollar:
9/11 can only be an inside job if there is such thing as the NWO? Is that what you're saying?

LUCUS: That's what I said...now answer my question...

How old are you?

http://z10.invisionfree.com/Loose_Change_Forum/index.php?showtopic=7833

 

[NickUK]

LUCUS is very keen on asking questions of people over at LCF.

Oh, and caps. Lots of caps.

 

[Horatius]

My mate LUCUS is still trying to get his moderator stripes over at LCF (by quantity of posts if not quality).

Take this exchange:



http://z10.invisionfree.com/Loose_Change_Forum/index.php?showtopic=7833

Okay, I know we're not suppoed to be posting typos, but this was too good:

Wipe Out 80% of the Population in One Fowl Swoop

OMG! They've even got the ckickens working against us!

 

[Horatius]

But this one does qualify:

if you do not believe there is a league of globalists working together to inslave the world. read this page and some of the links.

http://www.illuminati-news.com/moriah.htm

if you can read through this .. and still say there's no NWO ... then you're hopeless pretty much.

take special attention to the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion. Its the manual for how to make the masses submit to slavery willingly.

I didn't honestly believe anyone still credited the Protocols....Sigh.....

 

[Cl1mh4224rd]

But this one does qualify:

I didn't honestly believe anyone still credited the Protocols....Sigh.....

No, no, no... You see, this is the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion. This one's real.

 

[Horatius]

No, no, no... You see, this is the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion. This one's real.

Ah, yes, my mistake. 9/11 was an inside job!

 

[jhunter1163]

Geordi: Then the recoil matrix of the isolinear transfusion core would have generated a phase invariance which would have overloaded the flux capacitor, causing the transwarp spectrum bio field generator to re-route through the main grid. And you know what that means, Data!

...dramatic pause...

Data: An upward fusion flashlight beam of destruction.

Nominated for TLA. I'm still chuckling.

 

[Mobyseven]

Okay, I know we're not suppoed to be posting typos, but this was too good:

OMG! They've even got the ckickens working against us!

I'll think about that one. It's not technically a typo (we aren't talking a letter in the wrong spot here), but it's such a common mistake for all sorts of people to make (I've heard some rather well respected and well educated people say "fowl swoop") that I don't know how well it qualifies...most common utterance after I explain that one is, "Oh...always wondered why they said that..."

You're lucky nominations don't include typos, by the way...

ckickens

 

[Bobert]

My mate LUCUS is still trying to get his moderator stripes over at LCF (by quantity of posts if not quality).

Take this exchange:



http://z10.invisionfree.com/Loose_Change_Forum/index.php?showtopic=7833

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WOW!! JUST WOW!!
This from LUCUS (within that same thread) who I guess thinks that Hitler was just a patsy and a swell guy

They might do the same they did in World War II;

Blame the entire thing on one man like they did Hitler and slip back into the woodwork

 

[uk_dave]

Beware Volvo Drivers

Someone called Lightbringer, posts this at LCF, from www.cloakanddagger.de:


P.S. The Swedish Angle is significant since a great deal of the Bush CLINTON crime family assassins and specialists i.e. Psyops, work in the United States under cover of Volvo Car Repair Mechanics. Just ask the Dept. Of Homeland Security, Arcadia , California , Volvo Repair Shop which specializes in repairing Ferraris.

http://z10.invisionfree.com/Loose_Change_Forum/index.php?showtopic=7923

woooooooooooooo!!

 

[Horatius]

You're lucky nominations don't include typos, by the way...

OMG! They've even got the ckickens working against us!

What typo? I meant to say "ckickens". That's the new genetically engineered "chicken-like beings" that KFC sells now. That's why they had to change the name, you see: Flase advertising, otherwise!

 

[Totovader]

I just had perhaps the best stundie of all time, at least for me. Unfortunately, it was in a private message, so I'm not sure it counts. Either way, I'll give it a shot:

What exactly do you think science is, fact?

holipsism

I burst out laughing so hard that tears were streaming down my face.

 

[332nd]

Wow talk about a population explosion.

a recent 2006 poll indicates 30% of Americans think 9/11 was an inside job

Third of Americans suspect 9-11 government conspiracy
http://www.newspolls.org/story.php?story_id=55
http://www.scrippsnews.com/911poll
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/279...piracy02ww.html

that is 300 MILLION PEOPLE

http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=93426&st=0

 

[stateofgrace]

I nominate this, not because it is stupid, which it is, but because it is down right scary. This from a guy who goes by the user name of.........

Christians for 911 truth.

If things ever got really bad and we had to fight off enemies foren or domestic, if the second American revolution began or any other (sh^t hitting the fan) situation came about this is a list of things you might just want to have. If you are planning on fighting then the time has come to start getting ready. Also its time to get well acquainted with guns and fighting tactics.

Hand gun:
9mm w/ 6 extra clips and 500+ rounds of ammo
(.45 would be better but 9mm ammo would be easier to come buy)

Shotgun:
12 gage /18” barrel w/ 7+1 extended / 200+ rounds buck shot

Semi auto rifle:
AR-15 or AK-47 w/12 extra clips and 2000+ rounds of ammo

Bolt action rifle with scope:
500+ rounds and 8 extra clips
There are many different setups you could use, a larger round and longer barrel would be best

Extra gun equipment:
Holster for hand gun
Slings for Shotgun, and rifles
Ammo caring cases
Duffel bags
Cleaning kits for your guns

Outfit equipment:
Hiking boots
Hot and cold weather clothing
Gore-tex rain gear
Extra glasses or contacts (laysic eye surgery might be best)

Camping equipment:
Framed hiking backpack
Tent ext… (self explanatory)
First add

Food and Water:
Water purification system, large and small
Dry food and easy to make stuff
Small portable gas stove with lots of extra gas

Money:
Gold coins
Sliver coins
Paper money

Entertainment:
Books and music

http://z10.invisionfree.com/Loose_Change_Forum/index.php?showtopic=8039

Wow, just wow, mind you at least he included some books and music to entertain himself with before setting off on his post apocalyptic rampage.

 

[gumboot]

I nominate this, not because it is stupid, which it is, but because it is down right scary. This from a guy who goes by the user name of.........

Christians for 911 truth.



http://z10.invisionfree.com/Loose_Change_Forum/index.php?showtopic=8039

Wow, just wow, mind you at least he included some books and music to entertain himself before setting off on his post apocalyptic rampage.

What's truly sad is how totally ignorant this person is. Their "revolutionary survival kit" is pretty pathetic. They might as well have just a list saying:

Survival Kit:

1) Lots of stuff for surviving like tents and a first add kit and food u can make etc...
2) Sum guns.

-Gumboot

 

[Hokulele]

He forgot coffee. One should never have to face a post-apocalyptic world without coffee.

 

[ConspiRaider]

Can't even believe I'm doing a Stundie submission, but we all have to degrade ourselves every now and then to appease the "mythical little guy". This is from Ace "Bakey" Baker, aka The Bakester, aka TruthSeeker1234:

Originally Posted by TruthSeeker1234
Better to take over the whole world, establish the prison planet, then perhaps let the slaves understand some of the now-ancient technology that had such an important role in enslaving them.

 

[defaultdotxbe]

I nominate this, not because it is stupid, which it is, but because it is down right scary. This from a guy who goes by the user name of.........

Christians for 911 truth.



http://z10.invisionfree.com/Loose_Change_Forum/index.php?showtopic=8039

Wow, just wow, mind you at least he included some books and music to entertain himself with before setting off on his post apocalyptic rampage.

i wonder if he thinks hes gonna carry al that spare ammo in the backpack with his tent and ipod, seems hes listed over 2000 pounds in ammunition alone