Why no complaints over "the war on Easter"?

[President Bush]

But a Bunny?

Why did the Easter Bunny hide the Easter eggs?

 

[ConspiRaider]

Why did the Easter Bunny hide the Easter eggs?

Easter bunnies are genetically related to sea turtles, who hide their eggs in the sand, away from marauding predators.

Same deal. In EB's case, the marauding predators are right wing talk show hosts.

 

[SezMe]

Okay, even I'm able to recognize that as disturbing. Still, it would hilarious to see people's reactions.

Try my editing.

I like hollow chocoMonkeys. That way I can sensuously insert my tongue into the mostly-intact skull of the chocoMonkey after eating the ears. I like to imagine the chocoMonkey is still conscious at that point, but too traumatized to move.

Is that disturbing? I also suggested once that they should make hollow chocoMonkeys with a few chocoorgans inside. Not all of them, just the brain, and a heart, and a liver. And maybe for some of the chocoMonkeys, another smaller embryonic chocoMonkey inside. Or joke chocoMonkeys with a chocolightbulb in an appropriate place. Or a cannibal chocoMonkey with another chocoMonkey's ears or paw in its tummy!

 

[Jorghnassen]

That would be because Easter lost the war against Xmas a long time ago as the big holiday. Therefore only a few people care or talk about any sort of "war on Easter" (those people are possibly funded by Nestlé...).

 

[President Bush]

Easter bunnies are genetically related to sea turtles, who hide their eggs in the sand, away from marauding predators.

Same deal. In EB's case, the marauding predators are right wing talk show hosts.

The Easter Bunny hid the Easter eggs so Michael Weiner wouldn't know he'd been waxing the chickens?

 

[TragicMonkey]

Try my editing.

Chocomonkeys would be so cute, it wouldn't matter what you did to them.

Why do they only make chocobunnies? Why not chocodinosaurs and chocowhales and chocognus and chocojellyfish and chocoowls? They should make chocolate versions of every species. It would assist children in learning biology or something, besides just satisfying my eternal craving for chocolate in cute shapes.

 

[fuelair]

Easter has, and always will be about BUNNIES! Cute little fluffy chubby wubby BUNNIES. If the Christians try to de-bunnytize Easter, it's going to be the end of civilization as they know it!

And Peeps!!!

 

[Kerberos]

Actually, I fail to see how Easter has any theological significance. According to Christian theology, it was on Good Friday that humanity was redeemed. Easter was just an encore.

Yes but it was at Easter the actual (or alledged) mirable occoured. the fact is that Easter is the most important Chirstian holiday (from a theological view, Christmas is of cause bigger in practice).

 

[Art Vandelay]

But what theological significance does the resurrection have?

 

[gtc]

Chocomonkeys would be so cute, it wouldn't matter what you did to them.

Why do they only make chocobunnies? Why not chocodinosaurs and chocowhales and chocognus and chocojellyfish and chocoowls? They should make chocolate versions of every species. It would assist children in learning biology or something, besides just satisfying my eternal craving for chocolate in cute shapes.

Australians are encouraged to eat the Easter Bilby as Australian Bilbi are endangered but Australian rabbits are, sadly, not.

Eating chocolate endangered species isn't as fun as you might imagine.

 

[Kerberos]

But what theological significance does the resurrection have?

God overcoming death, symbolizes the rebirth of humanity after Jesus died for out sins, stuff like that. I'm not an expert in Christian theology, I simply point out the fact that it is the most important Christian holyday, a fact which is accurate, irrespective of your (or anyone’s) opinions about whether that is logical. See for example the Wiki article on Easter.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter

ETA: The first section of the Wiki article on the ressurection talks about its significance if you're curious.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resurrection_of_Jesus