headscratcher4
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One of the directors/producers of the Larry David Show...I can't remember which one... was, in theory, working on a screen version of Sirens of Titan.
Actually, that's a direct quote from Vonnegut, from Breakfast of Champions, I believe. Kilgore Trout was his "author within an author".You need to send this to the newspapers.Kilgore Trout once wrote a science fiction novel about an alien world that was obsessed with accomplishments. The aliens held progress and production in the highest regard. The alien media would report all kinds of stories on new works of art and inventions, and everyone would read about this progress and feel accomplished and happy. After many years the aliens had invented just about everything they needed, and the artists were getting repetitive, so the media began heralding even the smallest accomplishments. Once a female alien was on the front page for many days simply for being blond, fat, and naked. The aliens became used to this type of garbage media that they began to accept these things as genuine stories, and accomplishments. Soon the aliens only wanted to read about the blond, fat, and naked, so when one of the major revolutionary artists died, it was little surprise that it did not get the attention it deserved, for he was quiet, skinny, and clothed.
So it goes.
No chance in hell they will publish it, but man. Right on target.
My apologies. Well channelled.^nope.
Thats one I wrote, in his vein... But thank you for the compliement!!!
My apologies. Well channelled.
Dear American Humanist Association Member,
Kurt Vonnegut, who died just yesterday in New York, was the 1992 Humanist of the Year and honorary president of the American Humanist Association. "I am a humanist," he wrote in a letter to AHA members, "which means, in part, that I have tried to behave decently without expectations of rewards or punishments after I am dead."
By those who knew him, Kurt will be remembered for his direct personal approach; he will also be remembered for his acerbic wit and humor and his unflagging support for humanist concerns.
Sincerely,
Roy Speckhardt
Executive Director
American Humanist Association
Offer senior citizens a reprieve from estate taxes in return for their voluntary suicide at retirement—a publicity ploy that she terms a “meta-political device.”
Vonnegut said:All serious diseases had been conquered. So death was voluntary, and the government, to encourage volunteers for death, set up a purple-roofed Ethical Suicide Parlor at every major intersection, right next door to an orange-roofed Howard Johnson's. There were pretty hostesses in the parlor, and Barca-Loungers, and Muzak, and a choice of fourteen painless ways to die. The suicide parlors were busy places, because so many people felt silly and pointless, and because it was supposed to be an unselfish, patriotic thing to do, to die. The suicides also got free last meals next door.
Vonnegut via Bokonon said:If you wish to study a granfalloon, just remove the skin of a toy balloon.
Vonnegut via Newt Hoenikker said:No wonder kids grow up crazy. A cat's cradle is nothing but a bunch of X's between somebody's hands, and little kids look and look and look at all those X's . . . No damn cat, no damn cradle.
Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. (Bokonon, in Cat's Cradle)
Yup. I keep hoping that he's just come unstuck in time.
[sigh] I never got as much pure enjoyment from a book than from Cat's Cradle and I've read it I don't know how many times. My permanent lexicon includes granfalloon (truly a useful word), and of course no damn cat, no damn cradle, my sig.
As Billy explains, "on Tralfamadore you learn that the world is just a collection of moments all strung together in beautiful random order. And if we're going to survive, we have to concentrate on the good moments, and ignore the bad."