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"Ich bin ein Berliner"










self evident

(inspired by the WTC disaster)

yes,
us people are just poems
we're 90% metaphor
with a leanness of meaning
approaching hyper-distillation
and once upon a time
we were moonshine
rushing down the throat of a giraffe
yes, rushing down the long hallway
despite what the p.a. announcement says
yes, rushing down the long stairs
with the whiskey of eternity
fermented and distilled
to eighteen minutes
burning down our throats
down the hall
down the stairs
in a building so tall
that it will always be there
yes, it's part of a pair
there on the bow of noah's ark
the most prestigious couple
just kickin back parked
against a perfectly blue sky
on a morning beatific
in its indian summer breeze
on the day that america
fell to its knees
after strutting around for a century
without saying thank you
or please

and the shock was subsonic
and the smoke was deafening
between the setup and the punch line
cuz we were all on time for work that day
we all boarded that plane for to fly
and then while the fires were raging
we all climbed up on the windowsill
and then we all held hands
and jumped into the sky

and every borough looked up when it heard the first blast
and then every dumb action movie was summarily surpassed
and the exodus uptown by foot and motorcar
looked more like war than anything i've seen so far
so far
so far
so fierce and ingenious
a poetic specter so far gone
that every jackass newscaster was struck dumb and stumbling
over 'oh my god' and 'this is unbelievable' and on and on
and i'll tell you what, while we're at it
you can keep the pentagon
keep the propaganda
keep each and every tv
that's been trying to convince me
to participate
in some prep school punk's plan to perpetuate retribution
perpetuate retribution
even as the blue toxic smoke of our lesson in retribution
is still hanging in the air
and there's ash on our shoes
and there's ash in our hair
and there's a fine silt on every mantle
from hell's kitchen to brooklyn
and the streets are full of stories
sudden twists and near misses
and soon every open bar is crammed to the rafters
with tales of narrowly averted disasters
and the whiskey is flowin
like never before
as all over the country
folks just shake their heads
and pour

so here's a toast to all the folks who live in palestine
afghanistan
iraq

el salvador

here's a toast to the folks living on the pine ridge reservation
under the stone cold gaze of mt. rushmore

here's a toast to all those nurses and doctors
who daily provide women with a choice
who stand down a threat the size of oklahoma city
just to listen to a young woman's voice

here's a toast to all the folks on death row right now
awaiting the executioner's guillotine
who are shackled there with dread and can only escape into their heads
to find peace in the form of a dream

cuz take away our playstations
and we are a third world nation
under the thumb of some blue blood royal son
who stole the oval office and that phony election
i mean
it don't take a weatherman
to look around and see the weather
jeb said he'd deliver florida, folks
and boy did he ever

and we hold these truths to be self evident:
#1 george w. bush is not president
#2 america is not a true democracy
#3 the media is not fooling me
cuz i am a poem heeding hyper-distillation
i've got no room for a lie so verbose
i'm looking out over my whole human family
and i'm raising my glass in a toast

here's to our last drink of fossil fuels
let us vow to get off of this sauce
shoo away the swarms of commuter planes
and find that train ticket we lost
cuz once upon a time the line followed the river
and peeked into all the backyards
and the laundry was waving
the graffiti was teasing us
from brick walls and bridges
we were rolling over ridges
through valleys
under stars
i dream of touring like duke ellington
in my own railroad car
i dream of waiting on the tall blonde wooden benches
in a grand station aglow with grace
and then standing out on the platform
and feeling the air on my face

give back the night its distant whistle
give the darkness back its soul
give the big oil companies the finger finally
and relearn how to rock-n-roll
yes, the lessons are all around us and a change is waiting there
so it's time to pick through the rubble, clean the streets
and clear the air
get our government to pull its big dick out of the sand
of someone else's desert
put it back in its pants
and quit the hypocritical chants of
freedom forever

cuz when one lone phone rang
in two thousand and one
at ten after nine
on nine one one
which is the number we all called
when that lone phone rang right off the wall
right off our desk and down the long hall
down the long stairs
in a building so tall
that the whole world turned
just to watch it fall



and while we're at it
remember the first time around?
the bomb?
the ryder truck?
the parking garage?
the princess that didn't even feel the pea?
remember joking around in our apartment on avenue D?

can you imagine how many paper coffee cups would have to change their design
following a fantastical reversal of the new york skyline?!

it was a joke, of course
it was a joke
at the time
and that was just a few years ago
so let the record show
that the FBI was all over that case
that the plot was obvious and in everybody's face
and scoping that scene
religiously
the CIA
or is it KGB?
committing countless crimes against humanity
with this kind of eventuality
as its excuse
for abuse after expensive abuse
and it didn't have a clue
look, another window to see through
way up here
on the 104th floor
look
another key
another door
10% literal
90% metaphor
3000 some poems disguised as people
on an almost too perfect day
should be more than pawns
in some *******'s passion play
so now it's your job
and it's my job
to make it that way
to make sure they didn't die in vain
sshhhhhh....
baby listen
hear the train?
 
... You're wasting our time. For what reason?

Ha! I´m wasting your time? It is a 2 minute clip. You could put it on loud while you go to the toilet.

With that smiley, you´re impling that I´m a sock puppet? And why would anyone want to waste your time (especially only 2 minutes.)?

No, I´m a bloody piano teacher. You, sir are paranoid!
 
Ha! I´m wasting your time? It is a 2 minute clip. You could put it on loud while you go to the toilet.

With that smiley, you´re impling that I´m a sock puppet? And why would anyone want to waste your time (especially only 2 minutes.)?

No, I´m a bloody piano teacher. You, sir are paranoid!

And you, sir, to date, are a moronic troll.

Say something.

No, not that evil white man crap. That's like so 60's, man!

Give us some meat, here, Liszt. What's your thing?
NWO Illuminati taking over the world?
The Jooz did it?
No-Taxer?
Radical Libertarian?
Maoist/Stalinist Revolutionary?
Just in from Planet X?

Have you taken the batsh*t crazy poll, yet? Probably not, I'd say, because I just made it up.... but it goes something like this:

Please read the collected works of Christophera, David Jay Jordan, Truthseeker 1234, Mirage Memories, and Godsend. Please then rate the four authors on a scale of 1-10, ....
1 = "Likeable rascal with some great ideas...I'd have him over for a pint"
10 = "If there's not a van with guys in white coats outside his house right now, there should be".

It'll take you a few days if you haven't been lurking long (or posting under another name, which I think several suspect already), but that's okay, we have a whole lot of you under the bridge right now, so you be sure to come back with the answers. It'll give us a little bit of grounding to know who we're dealing with.
 
Why so harsh to Mr Listz?
He hasn't given me the sh1tz.
He likes Eddie Izzard
I see no need to be so hard.


Sorry it's getting late, did I miss something here?
 
Somehow kittens just won't do it.

Do we need a new category for trolls like Godsend and DJJ?

Maybe clowns on unicycles? Dancing bears? Pie in the face photos?
I think clowns on unicycles sound good.

And the juggling part seems particularly appropriate too.

clown_on_unicycle.gif
 
And you, sir, to date, are a moronic troll.

Say something.

No, not that evil white man crap. That's like so 60's, man!

Give us some meat, here, Liszt. What's your thing?
NWO Illuminati taking over the world?
The Jooz did it?
No-Taxer?
Radical Libertarian?
Maoist/Stalinist Revolutionary?
Just in from Planet X?

Have you taken the batsh*t crazy poll, yet? Probably not, I'd say, because I just made it up.... but it goes something like this:

Please read the collected works of Christophera, David Jay Jordan, Truthseeker 1234, Mirage Memories, and Godsend. Please then rate the four authors on a scale of 1-10, ....
1 = "Likeable rascal with some great ideas...I'd have him over for a pint"
10 = "If there's not a van with guys in white coats outside his house right now, there should be".

It'll take you a few days if you haven't been lurking long (or posting under another name, which I think several suspect already), but that's okay, we have a whole lot of you under the bridge right now, so you be sure to come back with the answers. It'll give us a little bit of grounding to know who we're dealing with.

Calm down!

I´ve been reading this forum for ages, but was alway put off by some of the childishness (words like twoofer and woo come straight out of a playground). I also read screwloosechange, Alex Jones´site and about 50 others. And I´ve written a book about alternative history (at editing stage, so you can´t read it. Sign up to play piano/guitar instead)

I´m generally skeptic, especially on the alien/NWO things, but there are other groups who do cause trouble (Neo cons for example). The Israeli lobby is probably too powerful also, but not as much as the CTers would have you belive. Evidence? Lewis Libby and Lord Levy have both been arrested. That´s more than has happened to Bush.

On 911 - I alway thought that Al´Q would have an inside man to tell them the best time to launch an attack. The best time would be when training excersises are taking place. This is of course what happened. An inside man could have been bribed, could have been unwitting, or it could have simply been a computer hack. We all know that Gary McKinnon hacked into the pentagon. Who else? The loopholes, if they exist, would still be there.

These questions are rarely asked. Same goes for the put options (I know someone who said that they could trace them, given enough time and money. Why hasn´t this been done?)

quote "Please read the collected works of Christophera, David Jay Jordan, Truthseeker 1234, Mirage Memories, and Godsend. Please then rate the four authors on a scale of 1-10"

Hey, a bunch of internet authors! I will check out these people however, thanks.

You people really are paranoid. Not as bad as the chaps over at LC (never bothered to register there).

Imagine if this was real life. Would you try to rip of my beard, roaring "that beard is not real. You are Pdoh."?
 
I think clowns on unicycles sound good.

And the juggling part seems particularly appropriate too.

[qimg]http://www.clipartheaven.com/clipart/entertainment/circus_&_carnival/clown_on_unicycle.gif[/qimg]

Is that public domain? Can we borrow it? (Kinda big, but you need a hammer with these guys, sometimes.)

Thanx
 
Why so harsh to Mr Listz?
He hasn't given me the sh1tz.
He likes Eddie Izzard
I see no need to be so hard.


Sorry it's getting late, did I miss something here?

thanks Brainache. no, you didn´t miss anything, this is the only thread I´ve ever posted in.

JREFers are rabid dogs! present company accepted.
 
thanks Brainache. no, you didn´t miss anything, this is the only thread I´ve ever posted in.

JREFers are rabid dogs! present company accepted.

They aren't always like this. But I agree it seems you copped a bit of a rough welcome from Ollie and FMW.

Oh well don't take it personally, maybe they had a bad day or something.
 
I'm always calm, it goes with old age!

Just taking the low-hanging fruit, here.



Calm down!

<snip> On 911 - I alway thought that Al´Q would have an inside man to tell them the best time to launch an attack. The best time would be when training excersises are taking place. This is of course what happened. An inside man could have been bribed, could have been unwitting, or it could have simply been a computer hack. We all know that Gary McKinnon hacked into the pentagon. Who else? The loopholes, if they exist, would still be there.
If you hang around long enough, I predict a Binglybert in your future. The exercises is one of his pet topics, IIRC.

These questions are rarely asked. Same goes for the put options (I know someone who said that they could trace them, given enough time and money. Why hasn´t this been done?)

Now this is just lazy. The put options have been totally debunked. For United, there was no more or less activity, compared to the previous year in the week before 911 than other periods. In fact, some of the activity was lower than in other non-crucial weks. American, OTOH, had just announced, the day before the puts, a major decline in revenues and profit projections. The puts on United were no where near the level in March. As MikeW asked, why would the March puts, at a higher level, NOT be an indication of an attack, but the lower level in September proves a nefarious conspiracy.
 
Is that public domain? Can we borrow it? (Kinda big, but you need a hammer with these guys, sometimes.)

Thanx

I just googled "clown on a unicycle" and it was the first one that came up so I would say "yes."

Funny how "googled" has become an accepted verb, isn't it?
 
Liszt,

I was actually more interested in your "overview", since you opened with a classic old hippie routine from my youth - the evil white man.

911? BTDT. I'd be more curious as to the underlying theme of your "alternate" history.

i.e. "Alternate" in what way.

And I kinda like and trust Brainache, so if he thinks I was being a bit rough, I'll take that under advisory. We're capable of reasoned discourse, but you walked into a bit of a strange thread.

Suggestion: Go to the Introduce Yourself thread. It's in Forum Community. Do as it says,... introduce yourself and a couple of the things you like or dislike and why you're here.

(I envy you living in Berlin - the one city I'll probably never have time to transplant to that I'd like to live in for a while. Even with a German employer, they'd probably never move me to Germany.... I'm "needed" over here.)
 
I'm always calm, it goes with old age!

Just taking the low-hanging fruit, here.




If you hang around long enough, I predict a Binglybert in your future. The exercises is one of his pet topics, IIRC.



Now this is just lazy. The put options have been totally debunked. For United, there was no more or less activity, compared to the previous year in the week before 911 than other periods. In fact, some of the activity was lower than in other non-crucial weks. American, OTOH, had just announced, the day before the puts, a major decline in revenues and profit projections. The puts on United were no where near the level in March. As MikeW asked, why would the March puts, at a higher level, NOT be an indication of an attack, but the lower level in September proves a nefarious conspiracy.

Totally debunked? I must admit, that I haven´t really thought about this for ages. A while ago, I had some info (can´t rememer where from, and I´ve just looked in my library. I´ll keep looking.) which came from some financial subscription news wire, and I gave it to an economist who works for the biggest merchant bank on the planet. He is Mr King Skeptic, and even he thought it was worth investigating.

Sorry, it´s a bit of a rubbish explaination, that one, and complely unconvincing! As I said, I´m mostly skeptical about most of the stuff surounding 911 (for example, I didn´t write about it in a whole book about political/historical censorship).
 
I just googled "clown on a unicycle" and it was the first one that came up so I would say "yes."

Funny how "googled" has become an accepted verb, isn't it?

Ahhh, Google....
How's this one? "Compliments" of the Grateful Dead, but I doubt that it's in free use, as they're selling it as a sticker... So a one-time peek for those of us who respect IP rights. A dancing and juggling bear, on the moon.

 
quote "i.e. "Alternate" in what way?"

In a weird way. The book is not meant to be taken completely seriously, and the chapters themes often contradict one another.

For example, Christianity is given a bit of a kicking. Then the next chapter twats Darwin (guess what? I´m one of the few people who actually studied Darwin at university, many years ago, and still read the latest on evolutionary theories.)

There is also some more serious stuff about the end of classical/romantic culture and the state of the education system. Serious, or perhaps depressing, for a musician obdsessed with 19th century piano, anyway. Not really a CT book.
 
Totally debunked? I must admit, that I haven´t really thought about this for ages. A while ago, I had some info (can´t rememer where from, and I´ve just looked in my library. I´ll keep looking.) which came from some financial subscription news wire, and I gave it to an economist who works for the biggest merchant bank on the planet. He is Mr King Skeptic, and even he thought it was worth investigating.

Sorry, it´s a bit of a rubbish explaination, that one, and complely unconvincing! As I said, I´m mostly skeptical about most of the stuff surounding 911 (for example, I didn´t write about it in a whole book about political/historical censorship).

MikeW is the name here for Mike Williams from 911 Myths. Sorry for not including the link in the previous post.
http://www.911myths.com/html/put_options.html
Click away, and follow some of the sub-links. You'll see I summarized fairly accurately.
a) American had announced bad financials the day before the high level of put orders.
b) United was at far from their highest in even the same calendar year.
That's just the basic info. Mike hasn't made any adjustments to those particular pages in quite some time, but it's not high on his list of priorities as it seems to be a conspiracy without conspiracists.

Frankly, other members may have more up to date links, but this one's been dismissed for ages, along with the 4000 jews who didn't go to work that day and the text message warnings that an Israeli company received, and the Zim Container Lines moved out of the WTC....

Liszt,
Why "Liszt"? Sort of the forgotten name in composers over the past decade when everyone's arguing about Mozart v Beethoven v Bach. Completely apocryphal as I'm not that old, but legend is that Liszt was far more in demand as a performer than a comoser, as he was sort of the Horowitz, Richter and Ashkenazy(combined) of his day. Drop into the Forum Community area. There's a fun and interesting thread on naming (and defending) your musical tastes. (It can't all be Politics and CT stuff - I'd go nutz.)
 
thanks for the link FMW, I´ll check it out.

Liszt composed hundred of pieces, far more than most composers. He lived from 1911 to 1889, an incredible age for that time (chopin, born 1 year earlier, only lived until 1849.). God knows why he ignored. It´s one of the resons I looked into the subject in the first place.

thanks for the advice
 
He lived from 1911 to 1889, an incredible age for that time

LOL! Yeah, I don't know a lot of people who lived to to the ripe old age of -22. How did he manage to reverse time?
 

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