William Parcher
Show me the monkey!
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Ninety-four pages of troll dance...
Hitch said:And so skillful at that. Always in circles and never once letting us see a back step. A true master.
This suggests that SweatyYeti is the troll responsible for everything. He's not. This forum contains several Bigfoot threads that account for a relatively small number of Bigfoot believers who found it within themselves to visit JREF and engage in argument. Each one of them could be examined and declared a troll. But they really are not trolls in an important sense. Each has brought their own combinatorial culmination of personal and overall Bigfoot belief. Each has brought their own best weapons as well as the collective weaponry of Bigfootery in general. Even I have declared Sweety a troll; but he is only a singular representative of a significant faction of Bigfootery itself. There are many others who think and behave just like him and are never considered trolls among their own minions.
Belief in Bigfoot requires two things at the minimum. First is a personal idea of what Bigfoot is, and what it does. Secondly is an internal dossier that involves ways and means to argue against Bigfoot skeptics. Those two things must be selectively flip-flopped in their priority, and also adaptable to specific changes on-the-fly. What does that mean? It means that because Bigfoot cannot be confirmed, the believers have absolutely nothing to do but argue against those that think they are full of crap. Is it any wonder that all of them are going to look like trolls?
The description of Bigfoot can be changed at any moment. We never knew that this creature could hear the internal mechanisms of cameras or sense their infrared sensors until Bigfooters told us all that they are essentially unphotographable. Who would have guessed that a primate could not be shot, before being told that they smell or see guns and then somehow know what is potentially about to happen? Even when they don't seem to avoid the gun itself, we suddenly learn that humans themselves are hesitant to shoot them because they think the beast looks humanish or are scared that nearby Bigfoot comrades will rip you to sheds after you kill their buddy. This is the nuts and bolts of Bigfootery theories. The avid Bigfooter must always anticipate the skeptical argument and find a way (or look at previous arguments) to nullify the notion that Bigfoot simply doesn't exist. If everything seems to fail, you just say that thousands of eyewitnesses cannot possibly all be mistaken or lying.
A genuine belief in Bigfoot is not even necessary to form and use stereotypical types of arguments against Bigfoot skeptics. One can simply play the Bigfooter game. I don't have to believe that Mario is a real life moustached Italian dude in order to get him through Level 3 of Donkey Kong. I only need to know what he is supposed to "do" when a runaway barrel rolls towards him. I think this may be much of what Bigfootery is about. Think about a fantasy game; not about a genuine and really massive stinking bipedal primate living amongst us in our own forests and glades.
Whether you are paying the bill for your internet service provider or dropping a quarter in an arcade video game, you then have full rights to engage in game playing. Is Sweety extra smart, a troll, or another gamer?