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Skeptic losers

Arkan_Wolfshade said:
Oh, and Freethinker, it's 'grammar'. Sorry. :boxedin:
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AaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhHHH!!!!!!!:id: That one always seems right when I type it, but looks so wrong when I read it. Why do my fingers spell words differently than my eyes? No apology needed, I can learn from my mistakes, but only when I'm aware of them.
 
billydkid said:
Well, it can be sort of amusing. When it stops being amusing the threads generally die. (I know, so what am I complaining about???)
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I always enjoy a good round of provoke the woo. It helps me deal with the actual woo who inhabit my reality. Those who come to preach at a skeptics forum are fair game, right? Why, it sometimes seems as if they were unintelligently designed for our own amusement. Some people are very clever at keeping them engaged which has entertainment value.

Remember, it's spring break which means it is the season for the holy and the drunk and the young to get on line and try to earn some heaven bonus points or pay off karmic debt. I say, take advantage of the situation for your own amusement and/or the amusement of fellow skeptics.

Who knows--a seed of "thought" might actually get planted that could bloom later.
 
billydkid said:
I hate it when my wife gets that!
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I don't know which was worse; being a Mensa member and having to deal with incessant "one-upsmanship" or being a Freemason and having to deal with rampant ignorance and mediocrity.

I'd rather have a free bottle if front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy.
 
I can fly a card like a whirly bird, a hummer, between my hands. I can make any card jump to the top of the deck. I can predict cards that in person's hand. My shoelaces can, amazingly, and awesomely, and cooler than an icecube, tie themselves. James Randi, fraud as he is, is scared of my abilities so I won't bother with the million dollar prize. The cube factor is too scary him. I nned a beer.


How's that for an authentic post by a woo?
 
thaiboxerken said:
I can fly a card like a whirly bird, a hummer, between my hands. I can make any card jump to the top of the deck. I can predict cards that in person's hand. My shoelaces can, amazingly, and awesomely, and cooler than an icecube, tie themselves. James Randi, fraud as he is, is scared of my abilities so I won't bother with the million dollar prize. The cube factor is too scary him. I nned a beer.


How's that for an authentic post by a woo?
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Punctuation use is too good. Not enough random capitalization. One type of font, fontsize, and fontcolor. No soup for you.
 
BILLYDKID YOU NEED TO CHANGE YOU'RE AVITAR THE SPIDER IS THE SIGN OF SATAN YOU SIT IN YOU'RE WEB AND SIPN YOUR LIEs WHEN THE INOCENTS ARE LURRED IN THEIR STUCK!!! YOUR JUST WAITING WAITING WATING ARENT YOU FOR THE FLYS TO TAKE YOU'RE BATE THENYOU WILL SUCK THEM DRY AND THROW THEM AWAY...


[seriously, loved your post but your avatar gives me creeps all the way to the bone. I have a mean spider phobia. <<<shivers>>>]
 
Hitch said:
If you recognize the quote, pat yourself on the back.
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Of course, that quote was most likely inspired by the even more famous quote from - as billyjoe's already guessed - The Matrix:

There is no spoon.

Said by one of the kids Neo meets right before talking to The Oracle.


So I'm taking it that the OP was more likely to refer to that one. ;)
 
Elizabeth I said:
BILLYDKID YOU NEED TO CHANGE YOU'RE AVITAR THE SPIDER IS THE SIGN OF SATAN YOU SIT IN YOU'RE WEB AND SIPN YOUR LIEs WHEN THE INOCENTS ARE LURRED IN THEIR STUCK!!! YOUR JUST WAITING WAITING WATING ARENT YOU FOR THE FLYS TO TAKE YOU'RE BATE THENYOU WILL SUCK THEM DRY AND THROW THEM AWAY...


[seriously, loved your post but your avatar gives me creeps all the way to the bone. I have a mean spider phobia. <<<shivers>>>]
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It's a tat, isn't it?
 
Arkan_Wolfshade said:
It's a tat, isn't it?
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Yes Arkan, it's my new tat. Sorry Elizabeth, spiders sort of creep me out too, depending on the type. I kind of like those big bodied black and yellow garden spiders- though I wouldn't want one crawling on me. A couple of years ago we brought a plant inside for the winter and this monstrous spider crawled out of it - a giant brown thing with a body the size of my thumb. I threw a paper towel on it and stepped on it. It popped like a grape - almost made me puke. The thing about spiders is they are sort of like machines - machines that bite. They even walk using hydraulics. Pretty creepy.
 
yes, Next Time Type It In All Bolded Caps!!!!!!!!!!!! With Lots Of Exclamation Points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Elizabeth I said:
BILLYDKID YOU NEED TO CHANGE YOU'RE AVITAR THE SPIDER IS THE SIGN OF SATAN YOU SIT IN YOU'RE WEB AND SIPN YOUR LIEs WHEN THE INOCENTS ARE LURRED IN THEIR STUCK!!! YOUR JUST WAITING WAITING WATING ARENT YOU FOR THE FLYS TO TAKE YOU'RE BATE THENYOU WILL SUCK THEM DRY AND THROW THEM AWAY...
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That is just bloody marvellous!

Uttery word perfect - you could post that on any fundie board and they'd be giving you hi-fives and saying prayers and calling halleluja for your wit and intelligence.

(Did you use to be a christian?)
 
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