Hexagon on Saturn Proves God's Existence

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How else could such a primordial geometric shape exist?

It's significant. It involves the law of sixes. Those stupid scientists are flabbergasted.

Saturn as God's Playground

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God's Eye on Saturn

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If you are an irrational person you will have stopped reading there. The rest doesn't apply to you, because you won't get it anyway.[/warning]

Scientists love mystery, and this is a cool one. This may help provide clues to other things like the rotation rate problem.
 
Wow. How odd. Those pictures are really cool. I can't wait to find out what it really means. What could cause the straight sides like that? Is there a place to find other images of it?
Hmm... that "God's Eye" thing looks more like a belly button to me. I guess that means Jupiter had a mommy, and its mommy was God! Proof that God is a woman! Quick! Call the Pope! :p
 
noblecaboose said:
Wow. How odd. Those pictures are really cool. I can't wait to find out what it really means. What could cause the straight sides like that? Is there a place to find other images of it?
Hmm... that "God's Eye" thing looks more like a belly button to me. I guess that means Jupiter had a mommy, and its mommy was God! Proof that God is a woman! Quick! Call the Pope! :p
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If it's a hexagon, could it be related to witches, and thus Satan's Eye?

DR
 
Darth Rotor said:
If it's a hexagon, could it be related to witches, and thus Satan's Eye?
DR
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Well.. Just look at it logically:

1) Saturn was a false god worshipped by the Romans.
2) Everyone knows that false gods are Satans ploys
3) The eye is quite literally "Saturns eye"
4) It's the devil

There ya go..
 
Well, that proves that nature can makes some very interesting patterns, but I don't see any "God Wuz Here" graffiti anywhere. I suppose crystals are proof too huh? I do find it odd people have to find proof of god in such far off places when a being many claim to be sentient as we are Cannot simply come down like George Burns and say "I'm here Sweetheart". But it would have been cooler if it were Buddy Jesus, Winking and sticking out his thumb all the way from Jupiter.

I request anyone with decent photoshop skill to create such an image.
 
Overman said:
Where else in nature are there natural hexagons...?
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Benzene rings.

My Best Guess: Saturn's hexagon is a ginormous convection cell composed primarily of benzene.

Second Guess: Gravimetric resonance, coupled with Saturn's magnetic field, interfering with the coriolis effect of the rotating super-cooled gases.

Third Guess: Klingons around Uranus.
 
The hole in my butt is a perfect circle. This proves that Dog exists....or that holes exist...or that shapes exist in nature...or that Dog is an anus. Damn, that philosophy stuff gets real confusin' real quick!!!! My head is 'asplode!!!!
 
It's pretty clear that this phenomenon is most closely related to The Eye of Jupiter. It's fair to assume that this is just one of the signs left to help lead the Galactica to Earth.
 
Loss Leader said:
It's pretty clear that this phenomenon is most closely related to The Eye of Jupiter. It's fair to assume that this is just one of the signs left to help lead the Galactica to Earth.
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Let's hope they get here quickly. We've got a lot to teach them, vis. Tag-Out Procedures, not entering IDLH (Immanent Danger to Life and Health) spaces when the interlock is out of commission, basic shop safety, prisoner care protocol (Pres. Roslin: "How do we deal with Baltar?" Me: "Leave him alone in a cell unsupervised. Worked for everyone else, and I think he only lived that one time from a fluke. Try it again.")...the list goes on. Man, if OSHA got on that ship, they'd go nuts. ;)
 
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